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Abraham Smashington

is the Headcheese around here

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I want swine flu

08-24-2009, 11:55 AM

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....gi?u=swine_flu

haha. Oh Maddox.

I will never take the swine flu vaccine because I already have it; it's called my immune system, and it's uncanny. I have never gotten sick in my life. My immune system is so strong that I have to get AIDS just to be normal. Your best defense against getting swine flu is to be me. Your second best defense is to have me cough in your face.

"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

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Nathan

Right meow!

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08-24-2009, 12:26 PM

Good stuff.

Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!
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Phat Dizaztr

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08-25-2009, 05:17 AM

DUDE!!! That guy is my new super douchebag hero! I think I'm in love.
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Howard

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08-25-2009, 12:14 PM

Best rant I've read in a LONG time. Forwarding to people in my office who talk about it incessantly.

We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.

- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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