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  • Craigs List Thread : The best of!

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...95322346.html?

    What can I say? Nothing....I guess....WTF!?!
    "The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution." - Hannah Arendt

    "It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea." - Robert Anton Wilson

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    Re: WOW....wow

    "I am a lvl 8 warrior seeking my adventuring companion for game play and fornication. I partake in only adventure/fantasy role play, no creepy goth stuff, it?s too weird. Only sanctioned spells allowed, costume dress optional but preferred. I have the body of a wandering Norwegian brawler and short brown hair. Please be quite buxom and imaginative for play and enjoy fantasy role play aesthetics. Please send pics, leves, preferred adventure type and spell list. We could go get dinner (under $20), and watch a movie. Also I?m allergic to cats. "

    There is just too much awesome in that post. And only level 8? Fuck that, anyone can get to level 10 in under two hours. Actually, I've been toying with the idea of getting back into this game again. I need a new MMORPG and Warhammer is taking too long to get here. Although I was thinking about trying that free Pirates of the Carribbean MMORPG.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #3
      Craigs List Thread : The best of!

      http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/497575004.html

      Requirements:
      Be attractive -- sorry, I know, an attractive zombie, but it's possible. HWP, at the very least.
      Know how to *act like a zombie*. I am specifically looking for someone with *zombie experience*. In San Francisco, I don't think this is asking a lot.
      Be able to *look like a zombie*. This means dressing the part and knowing how to appropriately do your makeup.
      Don't be shy. You're going to be dressed like a zombie and growling and groaning and spattering fake blood and all else everywhere. In public. To an audience that may not even be that into it (but I bet they will be!)


      Awesome. Just awesome.

      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4
        Re: Hot Zombie Sex!



        She is one little freak.
        "The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution." - Hannah Arendt

        "It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea." - Robert Anton Wilson

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        • #5
          Politics Starwars Style

          http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html

          "The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution." - Hannah Arendt

          "It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea." - Robert Anton Wilson

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          • #6
            Re: WOW....wow

            http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/493689524.html

            Zelda
            "The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution." - Hannah Arendt

            "It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea." - Robert Anton Wilson

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            • #7
              Re: WOW....wow

              Yep. I almost posted that one. We may need to just make a thread for craigslist ads. May be easier me thinks.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #8
                Craigs List Thread : The best of!

                I have a feeling this will not end well. Let the spam commence.
                "The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution." - Hannah Arendt

                "It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea." - Robert Anton Wilson

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                • #9
                  Re: Craigs List Thread : The best of!

                  http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/471479867.html
                  "The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution." - Hannah Arendt

                  "It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea." - Robert Anton Wilson

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                  • #10
                    Re: Craigs List Thread : The best of!

                    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/290529230.html

                    Rules, rules, rules, life has rules.
                    "The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution." - Hannah Arendt

                    "It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea." - Robert Anton Wilson

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                    • #11
                      Re: Craigs List Thread : The best of!



                      Sorry, couldn't find a link to the original post.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Craigs List Thread : The best of!

                        Climax in a vortex - You just can't make that kind of stuff up.
                        "The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution." - Hannah Arendt

                        "It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea." - Robert Anton Wilson

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                        • #13
                          Re: Craigs List Thread : The best of!

                          Crafto gets +50 rep!
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #14
                            Re: Craigs List Thread : The best of!

                            http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/323013997.html

                            Just awesome....I actually LOL'd over here.

                            "Like Cloud summoning The Knights of the Round in Final Fantasy 7, I summon the Excalibur of Turd Demons to destroy my enemy. "
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #15
                              Re: Craigs List Thread : The best of!

                              Originally posted by Rob
                              http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/323013997.html

                              Just awesome....I actually LOL'd over here.

                              "Like Cloud summoning The Knights of the Round in Final Fantasy 7, I summon the Excalibur of Turd Demons to destroy my enemy. "
                              Freaking Hilarious.
                              "The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution." - Hannah Arendt

                              "It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea." - Robert Anton Wilson

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