Craigs List Thread : The best of!

[Abraham Smashington]

Re: Craigs List Thread : The best of!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/176368889.html

?Fuck yeah bitch it?s going down?

?Look at you! Is that even hair? Who would want you??

[Abraham Smashington]

Re: Craigs List Thread : The best of!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/161676427.html

This could have been written about Boomer...

[Abraham Smashington]

Re: Craigs List Thread : The best of!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/110575058.html

QFT

[Corey]

Re: Craigs List Thread : The best of!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/110575058.html

QFT

Well here is a reason to love craiglist...

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Re: Craigs List Thread : The best of!

FUCKING WEBSENSE SUCKS!!!! I can't see any of this...if possible please paste screen shots.

[Abraham Smashington]

Re: Craigs List Thread : The best of!

email this posting to a friend best of craigslist > chicago > RAVE: I give head like a pornstar
Originally Posted: Fri, 11 Nov 15:21 CST

RAVE: I give head like a pornstar

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Date: 2005-11-11, 3:21PM CST


Everyone I've ever given head to says its the best they've ever had. Well ladies this is why so try and make your man happy.

1.I LOVE to do it. It absolutely turns me on more than recieving it. I will even feel myselt start to drip.

2.I look up at him while I'm doing it so he knows I'm loving it. You give him the eyes or that "i fucking love this" face. Literally devour him. Act like you can't get enough of his cock.

3.I spend a lot of time licking and sucking his balls while using my hands on him and looking him in the eye... Also--yes I'll perform a "hummer" if you will

4.Of course I SWALLOW.. but I also allow him to pull back, jerk into my open waiting mouth and onto my tits.

5.I always give while on my knees.. He's either standing up over me holding my hair or he might be sitting on the couch. Either way at some point I will take my breasts and wrap them around his shaft and fuck it while I suck his head. This way he also gets to watch your ass wiggling.

6.Yes, I have let him give me a pearl necklace. In that case I lick the cum off of my tits and I have him feed it to me off of his fingers.

7.I'll talk dirty to him a little bit. Tell him I don't want him to cum yet because I'm not ready, or that I love the way his hard cock feels in my mouth.. I take my time--he better be prepared to sit there for at least a half hour probably more.

8.I love to lick and tickle under his balls. THe "taint" if you will. Or I'll use my thumb to apply light pressure in circular motions or going up and down. I'll go lower and lower down to the ass if he lets me. If he's enjoying it, yes I will rim, and yes I have fingered his ass.

9.When I'm getting really turned on, I'll reach between my legs and play with myself in front of him. Then I'll take my soaking wet fingers rub my juice on his head and then suck it off. I'll also suck my fingers clean for him. If its someone I am dating or something then I've even gone so far as to climb onto him.. lower myself.. sit there for about 10 seconds then get back down on my knees and continue sucking.

10.I deep throat. There have been instances where I dont even realize he came because it's so far down my throat. If he gags me I keep going.

11.And its just general technique. I have a very busy tongue and I get him into a great rhythm building him up and slowing down to help prolong and intensify his orgasm. I love to flick my tongue back and forth around his sensitive ridge and all underneath it.

12.I also SUCK his cock head firmly letting it pass in and out of my mouth, so my lips run over him while he fucks my wet mouth.

13.I'll get him nice and wet and use my hand to stroke him in a counter-clockwise motion and then I suck on him going clockwise. The other hand goes to his nipples, balls etc.. but the combined sensations get him so hard.

14.When he's ready to cum thats when speed and intensity HAVE TO INCREASE. I bob up and down on him faster and faster and I let him thrust his hips too so I take him even deeper.

15.After he cums I'll continue to suck him slowing down intensity and speed, bringing him down from his orgasm until he stops me becuase he's so sensitive.


And that is why I give head like a pornstar. No, I am not a slut and I do not have STD's. I'm just a woman who likes to suck cock. Men--there are other women out there like me so don't give up hope if you have never had great head.
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[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Re: Craigs List Thread : The best of!

I seriously got a semi reading that shit....the whole time reading it I was praying it wasn't a dude. Thank God it wasn't

[Ari]

Re: Craigs List Thread : The best of!

I seriously got a semi reading that shit....the whole time reading it I was praying it was Ari.

Fixed!

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Re: Craigs List Thread : The best of!

That could possibly be the best description on how to give head published on Craigslist.

[Abraham Smashington]

Re: Craigs List Thread : The best of!

Published anywhere for that matter.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Re: Craigs List Thread : The best of!

Seriously....this shit should be on Oprah.

[Abraham Smashington]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/708850980.html

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Cut and paste please...fuck websense.

[Abraham Smashington]

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To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday - w4m

<HR>Date: 2008-06-05, 2:52PM EDT


I saw you couched down with your pants around your ankles. I asked "Hey, what are you doing?". Your reply was "Pooping in a groundhog hole! I read about it online. It's suppose to trick the groundhog into thinking another animal has moved into it's lair.".

Since you are normally a sane person I refrained from calling the police.

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[Abraham Smashington]

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KERMIT SEEKS PIGGY

<HR>Date: 2008-04-19, 2:10PM EDT


For the longest time, I have admired the dynamic between this cross species couple. But then, sometime during the 80s, a commercial for the Muppets: Live on Stage added a new dimension. In it, a stretch limousine was pulling up in front of a theater. A footman opened the door, and a shapely, rather thick leg stepped onto the red carpet. As the rest of the form followed, it was revealed that it belonged to a woman wearing a full bodied Miss Piggy costume under an alluring evening dress. AND I WANTED HER. And, to be quite honest, I've never stopped.

Some time ago, I found an original full head rubber Miss Piggy mask, circa 1977, complete with a full head of long blond hair. I am looking for a tall, sexy BBW, preferably over 300 pounds, to wear this mask to bed. She should also be open to playing with plastic wrap and liquid latex. Blonde is best, I suppose, but not necessary. Who knows – for the right woman I might just get a green rubber suit and a Kermit mask.

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