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    Here ya go champ!

    http://www.aintitcool.com/node/38348
    Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
    Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
    POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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    My mom is taking my kids to see this...
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    • #3
      You sonuvabeyach.
      Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

      Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
      John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

      Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

      Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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      • #4
        You're welcome.
        Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
        Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
        POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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        • #5
          This thread should be called: "Fuck you Ari for buying 4 of those little rat dogs and making them more popular so it was only a matter of time before we had a goddamn movie about the pampered pets that would then get shipped to Mexico where real dogs would skullfuck them". But that would probably be too long.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Rob View Post
            This thread should be called: "Fuck you Ari for buying 4 of those little rat dogs and making them more popular so it was only a matter of time before we had a goddamn movie about the pampered pets that would then get shipped to Mexico where real dogs would skullfuck them". But that would probably be too long.
            Coming from the guy with 2 cats.

            Do you know who owns cats? Old ladies and pedophiles. And you don't look like an old lady to me...
            Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

            Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
            John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

            Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

            Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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            • #7
              Dude, Chanandler Bong would tear your dogs up. He's got retard strength.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #8
                "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

                "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

                Recipient of "The Best Post of the Day Award" : 1

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                • #9
                  Now someone just put my face on that and it's golden.
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Ari View Post
                    Coming from the guy with 2 cats.

                    Do you know who owns cats? Old ladies and pedophiles. And you don't look like an old lady to me...

                    My cat would eat your dogs. He's not that tough, he's just that hungry.
                    Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                    Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                    POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Rob View Post
                      Dude, Chanandler Bong would tear your dogs up. He's got retard strength.
                      So do retarded peoples, but I don't care to own any of them.

                      Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                      Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                      John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                      Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                      Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                      • #12
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • #13
                          Which one's Bizarro?
                          Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                          Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                          John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                          Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                          Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ari View Post
                            Which one's Bizarro?
                            OMG I just laughed so hard i shit myself! And I mean my asshole inverted me. I literally shit me!

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                            • #15
                              So you are now the official biggest deuce in the world...how many courics are you exactly?
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