Documentaries: The epic thread of interesting ones!

[Ben Thomas]

Just read a synopsis of Waco: Rules of Engagement - anyone seen it? Sounds pretty awesome.

[Abraham Smashington]

OMG. I WANT TO SEE THE SHIT OUTTA THAT. And added. but SHORT WAIT. FUCK YOU NETFLIX I WANT MY INSECT WARZ MOVIE NAO!

We just watched Besieged Fortress. Fucking awesome is what this movie is. I totally was on Team Termite. I don't give a shit if the shots were tampered with, I was totally taken in by what was unfolding on screen. All I can say, is fuck ants. Fuck them in their goddamn abdomen.

[Ed Hocken]

An EdHocken tribute band? Shit, I'd love to see that.

I can imagine the song titles already:

"Heyyyyy, Rob"
"Let me tell ya"
"Delicious Boddingtons"
"V-necks are for winners"
"Anal jokes a plenty"

[Abraham Smashington]

I just want a song called "Let me tell you" and then you just tell us stuff.

[Ed Hocken]

Nope, don't have time for such mickey-mouse bullshit.

[Abraham Smashington]

Maybe you should write songs about it and be in a band.

[Ed Hocken]

I watch most documentaries to feel better about myself. And that one makes me feel like a GOLDEN GOD. Also you love Dr. Who. Your point is moot.

Yeah, but I don't write songs about it or star in a band. It's a good show with a cool suit.

[Abraham Smashington]

Must see this...

OMG. I WANT TO SEE THE SHIT OUTTA THAT. And added. but SHORT WAIT. FUCK YOU NETFLIX I WANT MY INSECT WARZ MOVIE NAO!

[Abraham Smashington]

We are Wizard's is insanely boring unless you like looking at freaky people or are really into Harry Potter.

I watch most documentaries to feel better about myself. And that one makes me feel like a GOLDEN GOD. Also you love Dr. Who. Your point is moot.

[Captain Russ]

Besieged Fortress – Disaster movies get this resounding answer from the nature film genre as a seemingly unstoppable phalanx of driver ants descend upon a termite mound in Burkina Faso. Though the termite mound has a defense, they are hopelessly outmatched and their queen is helplessly immobile. Though one is not predisposed to caring about the survival of an insect, the drama that is set up by this efficiently paced and cleverly plotted tour de force will grab hold of you nonetheless. It is possible that some of the shots were tampered with by the filmmaker, but considering how well this story is told, who gives a shit?

Must see this...

[Ed Hocken]

We are Wizard's is insanely boring unless you like looking at freaky people or are really into Harry Potter.

[Abraham Smashington]

It may have been mentioned already by me but if you're into our shows then you need to watch: Monster Party, We are Wizards and Second Skin. They should all be on instant.

[Shit Dickface]

I'm going to add to the When The Levees Broke love, even though it's one of those documentaries that I never want to see again (even though they're shooting a follow-up which I'll be in line with a chainsaw to see). I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN MAN ON WIRE.

[Ed Hocken]

That's right, my Gov smoked a doob and ate some chicken. Nice work Gov.

[Captain Russ]

'Pumping Iron' is a damned good documentary. Schwarzennegger is a charisma machine in it.

And a doobie smokin' fiend.

Still really feel bad for Lou. Braunschweiger played a classic verité villain.