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  • #1

    Day of the Dead '08

    Stay far far far far away from this rancid piece of shit. Seriously. Fuck Nick Cannon, fuck Mena Suvari, and (god help me) fuck Ving Rhames.

    Nothing about this movie is good. Why wait like 20 mins to really show a zombie. What? WE don't know this is a zombie movie? This "build up" is the stupidist move ever.

    If you really want to subject yourself to it, don't pay for it. Catch it on Netflix On Demand.

    And fuck BUD.

    Jesus christ....
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  • #2
    Re: Day of the Dead '08

    Also...

    OMG is it the flu? Is it a cold? Is it allergies?

    FUCK THIS MOVIE. IT's called DAY OF THE DEAD. Everyone knows it's about zombies. goddamit did this movie piss me off.

    And Mena Suvari was the worst cast actress in a movie since Tara Reid in Alone of the Dark and Denise Richards as Christmas Jones or whatever.

    WEAK FUCKING SAUSAGE!
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #3
      Re: Day of the Dead '08

      Also...

      Why waste like 30 mins of the movie setting up the zombies? It's a remake of DAY OF THE DEAD. By that point most humans were zombies and only a select few were still alive. And once again, FUCK BUD!

      Vegetarian my ass.

      Also I hope you like fast zombies with even faster film speeds.

      Ridiculous.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4
        Re: Day of the Dead '08

        Also,
        I hope you like PARKOUR zombies.

        Yep. They are now crossbred with spiders apparently. Running up and along walls.

        FUCK!!!

        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #5
          Re: Day of the Dead '08

          Really... Wow!! I thought the CGI Blood would be cool... hee hee!
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          • #6
            Re: Day of the Dead '08

            Even Romero used CGI blood (not that is was a good idea) but this movie is so bad it make me want to hate zombies.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #7
              Re: Day of the Dead '08

              Oh and I forgot to mention one of the many stupid fucking scenes in this movie.

              Ok, so Mena Suvari and Bud are climbing through an air duct in a hospital to get away from the zombies. Now in any other movie, this may work if you stay quiet. But not in DAY OF THE DEAD '08. The zombies have mops and start poking at the grates on the celing to get them to fall out.


              WTF?!?!

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              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #8
                Re: Day of the Dead '08

                So, Rob, did you like the film?
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                • #9
                  Re: Day of the Dead '08

                  I give it 4 outta 5.


                  Haha...... =P
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • #10
                    Re: Day of the Dead '08

                    Billy Blob was excited to see it. No British peoples!
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                    • #11
                      Re: Day of the Dead '08

                      Lol. God man, it was so bad. Like really bad.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #12
                        dude why did you even bother with this?! hahahahahaha. instead, you should have watched diary of the dead. now that was awesome.
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                        • #13
                          I watch shit like this so you don't have to. That and the fact that I want to talk about it at some point on the 'caust.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #14
                            now if nick cannon drummed his way through a hoarde of zombies, that would be entertaining. hahaha. damnit rob, now i want to watch it to see how bad it is.
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                            • #15
                              netflix on demand my man....it's as bad as I said. Seriously.
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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