So I finished the book and handed it off to Big B to read. It was damn fascinating. Looks like the writers of Freddy vs Jason are writing the new Friday film.
And fuck New Line for screwing over Kane in FvJ! "We want a Jason with more expressive eyes". Fuck that bullshit right in it's ass.
Yeah, but I doubt it was Ken who decided to make Jason afraid of water. Although, in his subconscious (where Freddy has his fun) it would kind of make sense to make him afraid of water. He did drown in it after all.
"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
Meh. They should have had Freddy molest him when he was a little boy. That would have been so sick and disturbing. I've always loved the pedophilia aspect of Freddy. It makes him a truly nasty sick fuck, one in which you cannont root for, but I feel it was downplayed in most of the movies. Maybe I'm wrong, it's been a while since I've seen a Nightmare film.
They kind of shyed away with that aspect after he began spouting off catch phrases. Then they tried to bring that back in the FvsJ but he just sounded like a pissed off drag queen.
"you bitch." "you little bitch" "you're such a bitch"
meh
"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
Looks like someone fucked him in the skull. And that is in no way a criticism. I think Skull-fucked Mongoloid Jason will be a great reboot for the character. His origin will probably involve moonshine and a lonely woodsman.
So I bought that Crystal Lake Memories book. Damn thing is detailed. I'm going to need to get some extra White Castle to justify me sitting on the porcelain throne enough to read the whole thing.
"Can't you just magic it away?"
"No, no more than you can just 'science' it away."
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