Hollywood Nice Guys and Gals

[Matt]

Also, it's a known fact that Val Killer is supposed to be difficult to work with. Is he also a jerk in real life or just when working?

[FilmNerdJamie]

Also every time I've spoken to those who have dealt with Heigl, "cunt" is always used.

[Ben Thomas]

Doesn't surprise me about Heigl. She seems really easy to dislike. She also seemed to really not get what was good about the only good role she played, before gleefully squatting and letting out a string of turds.

[PHEDG]

Tom Hanks, of course.

[Captain Russ]

David Schwimmer bathes in the blood of children, or so I'm told.

He's said to have stalked the Cabrini Green from time to time, and he smells of brimstone and whey farts.

Seems like an alright d00d.

[B_Metal]

Don't say his name three times in front of a mirror. If you do Friends reruns will begin to broadcast in the reflection.

[Captain Russ]

Too late

[B_Metal]

[Shit Dickface]

Paul Rudd smells of marijuana and unicorn farts and greets everyone with a passionate kiss on the lips, and despite that has never contracted herpes. At least that's how I see him. He literally seems like one of the best dudes on the planet. I think I may be gay for him.

[Shit Dickface]

Nice celebrities I've met during my tenure at a hip restaurant in West LA:
Mel Brooks
Anne Bancroft
Alan Alda (they all came in at the same time)
Ron Perlman
Christopher Lloyd

[Matt]

I've heard that Christopher Lloyd is a really quiet, mellow guy in real life.

[Timothy225]

With the exception of Traci Lords, who was probably having a bad day or something, everyone I ever met at various conventions were 100% nice. Talked art with Gary Burghoff, talked collectibles with Walter Koening, talked Gremlins 2 with Christopher Lee, talked Spawn with Micahel Jai White, talked saving animals with Linda Blair, etc. etc. all of 'em were very polite, very nice.

However, Dina Meyer smelled the best. LIKE CUPCAKES AND BABY BUNNIES, I TELLS YA!

[Matt]

So envious about meeting Christopher Lee. He seems like the consulate gentleman and a real pleasure to interact with.

Regarding Traci Lords: I've heard that she's really, really sick of people bugging her about her porn career. The problem is, not asking her about it is like not asking Mario Andretti about auto racing...it's futile.

[Timothy225]

Matt, he was. Lee was so damn classy and a right proper gentleman, too!

That was the thing about Lords when I met her - she was pimping her book and stuff, and the tape I asked her to sign was well after her porn years. I knew she was sick of her porn past (hell, I've never seen any of her adult films), so I never even brought it up. I was going to ask her about her cameo in Blade and her run on Melrose Place, really.

[Matt]

She has one legal porn film called TRACI I LOVE YOU. She did it on or shortly after her 18th birthday. She's OK...nothing special, in my opinion.