Renny Harlin: Man, Myth, and Auteur

[Matt]

Nope.

But Sly's Stalagtite Gorilla Press on 1/4 of Jamaica's bobsled team is right up there along with it.

That was awesome.

Also, the plane heist is pretty cool, and the main transport plane blows up really nicely.

[B_Metal]

Honest question: When was the last time any of you watched the TF cartoon all the way through?

Also, your lists now are even better due to the fact that Transformers: The Movie gets a pass.

The butthurt is strong with this one. /Emperor

As to Cliffhanger, no that opening could not be improved upon.

[Abraham Smashington]

No butthurt, just taking notes on who can no longer give me shit about certain flicks.

[Captain Russ]

I will continue my half-assed crusade until the saying "it is/was boring" is stricken from your vocabulary.

[Abraham Smashington]

In regards to what movie?

And the sentance "It was boring" is a perfectly valid complaint. Watching paint dry is boring. Watching "B:LA" was boring. I dont' see the problem?

[Matt]

No butthurt, just taking notes on who can no longer give me shit about certain flicks.

So...I made THE LIST; is that what you're saying?

[Abraham Smashington]

Nah, I just find it funny that you find 5th element grating but TF gets a pass. It's cool. Different strokes and all, just found it humorous. I mean if people here were saying, "Yeah I know it's bad movie but I enjoy it for other reasons" then I'd understand. But it seems to be lauded as some great flick and that I just don't get. Pretty much the same way you don't get the 5th element love. It's all good.

[B_Metal]

Takes note of people who have said the cartoon was high art.....yep that'd be zero.

Takes note of people who have pointed out a few things from the cartoon that the movies could have done to make said move a little better.....yep everyone Rherb's grumpyassing about.

The animated movie has some really shitty moments, the movies have just as many.

[Captain Russ]

I recall you or someone else (I may even be mistaking your Call to Boring as someone else's) using it as a trump card prior to that travesty. Regardless, it was more a general threat to one and all.

I could care less about whether a derivative pile of crap like BLA is exactly as terrible as it sounds, but if the "it's boring" statement extends to things that are well crafted/acted, then we're gonna have to go inside and settle this like women.

And it's spelled "sentence," Jerome.

Oh god, I've become a nerdious.

[Abraham Smashington]

Yeah you have, and it doesn't suit you well.

[Abraham Smashington]

And are you saying that Transformers: The Movie is a well acted/crafted flick? If so, put down the giant ropes and kettle balls and let the oxygen return to your brain.

[Captain Russ]

It'll probably get out of my system sometime soon.

Like the purge of so many Pisswässers.

[Captain Russ]

And are you saying that Transformers: The Movie is a well acted/crafted flick? If so, put down the giant ropes and kettle balls and let the oxygen return to your brain.

No.

It is a children's cartoon. I'd have to be inebriated in some fashion to get through it now.

Get off your Transformers kick, white knight.

[Abraham Smashington]

BRO HUG

I ain't mad atcha

[Abraham Smashington]

Get off your Transformers kick, white knight.

The whole discussion between us has been about TF. Hence that comment. It's cool, let's just move on and make fun of people that don't have love for GREAT MOVIES like "Freaked" and "Best of the Best 2".