After the film ends, what happens to the characters?

[Matt]

Mills, psychologically unhinged after killing the murderer of his wife, loses his sense of identity, and believes himself to be Death incarnate. He wanders for awhile, eventually meeting a young woman named Susan at a coffee shop, where the two hit it off. Unfortunately, sometime after meeting her, he is struck by not one, but two cars.

Then he meets Anthony Hopkins. Hijinks ensue.

The first time you see that clip, it's a totally awesome shocker, a real jaw-dropper of a moment. Thereafter, it's one of the single funniest things that you'll ever see.

[Captain Russ]

The fact he's had a franchise is a tragedy.

YEAH, I MAD

[Abraham Smashington]

Blame the youth of America. WOAH OH

[Captain Russ]

They ARE fucking dumb.

[Abraham Smashington]

I know. I fucking hate the shitta out them. ACtually, I dug the first one up until the reveal. CAREY ELWES IS THE WORST DOCTOR EVER.

[Captain Russ]

He should still be in actor jail for that movie.

Him and President Danny Glover.

[Matt]

I know. I fucking hate the shitta out them. ACtually, I dug the first one up until the reveal. CAREY ELWES IS THE WORST DOCTOR EVER.

So...nobody noticed that the 'dead' guy was breathing?

Yeah, I didn't buy that either.

[Abraham Smashington]

THAT. SO MUCH THAT. I mean the acting was piss poor anyways, but I bought into it up until that point. Then I just checked out.

I should have checked out during the MTV PRESENTS HOW TO DRIVE A CAR FAST scene.

[Captain Russ]

I should have checked out during the MTV PRESENTS HOW TO DRIVE A CAR FAST scene.

The sequel to that was in Taken.

[V]

Ok... we have driving in heaps.

but where's the anal?

[Captain Russ]

Godzilla and his-her babbys become the new 1st line for the NY Rangers.

[Lisa]

I like that idea!