After the film ends, what happens to the characters?

[Captain Russ]

And Sorsha.

Still HHGGGGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNING after all these years.

GAHT DAMN

(Matt again proves he's insane. Or the only sane one. I just can't be sure anymore.)

[Matt]

Joan Whalley-(briefly) Kilmer was damned hot in the film...I'll grant you that.

[Captain Russ]

VINDICATION

[FilmNerdJamie]

Dawn of the Dead - The helicopter is low on fuel already when they exit the mall. What happens to Peter and Fran?

[Captain Russ]

Dawn of the Dead - The helicopter is low on fuel already when they exit the mall. What happens to Peter and Fran?

I like to think they found a nice little bungalow, set up an impressive security perimeter, settled down, and ended up having thirty seven kids.

Peter's last name?

Wayans.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I like to think they found a nice little bungalow, set up an impressive security perimeter, settled down, and ended up having thirty seven kids.

Peter's last name?

Wayans.

And you get extra points for not saying "They'd run into the three Day of the Dead characters!"

[PHEDG]

May have to give it another go but I remember hating Willow as a kid.

You fail badly with this statement. Watch it again. It's funny, there is both make-up and special stop-motion effects. The death dogs. The trolls. The soundtrack. Val and Joanne's chemistry. They were in love and got married after filming.

[V]

And you get extra points for not saying "They'd run into the three Day of the Dead characters!"

People do not run into Joe Pilato, master thespian.

He runs into them...

[Captain Russ]

I think the Day survivors ended up eating each other.

Sweet irony of ironies. Tastes like chicken.

And Bub became President Bub.

[FilmNerdJamie]

People do not run into Joe Pilato, master thespian.

He runs into them...

"Or...maybe they'd run into Bub?!?!

*NERDGASM!*"

[FilmNerdJamie]

If by "chicken," you mean Billy tasted like "stale boos."

Just saying. This guy wouldn't look edible to me were I a zombie.

[Matt]

OK, here's one.

'Heat'.

Do you think that, in real life, Val Kilmer would ever be able to get back together with Ashley Judd?

[Captain Russ]

If by "chicken," you mean Billy tasted like "stale boos."

Just saying. This guy wouldn't look edible to me were I a zombie.

Nah, not zombies in this case. Straight up Hannibaltown. I figure he'd eat the other two.

[Nathan]

OK, here's one.

'Heat'.

Do you think that, in real life, Val Kilmer would ever be able to get back together with Ashley Judd?

Nope.

[Captain Russ]

OK, here's one.

'Heat'.

Do you think that, in real life, Val Kilmer would ever be able to get back together with Ashley Judd?

No.

No matter how much she misses his mutant twin Ephram who lives on his elbow.