SHOULD I BOTHER WATCHING THIS FILM thread

[Matt]

Starz has got a ton of new movies on for this month. Yesterday, I caught a little bit of 'Surrogates' and wasn't impressed by it. Is it worth the effort to watch?

[Ed Hocken]

Grave said it was an abortion. So I'm saying, no.

[Shit Dickface]

I only watched a small bit of it and it looked utterly fucking retarded. And Willis's Bowiehair is so, so, so awful. Just..gah. So, no.

[BillyG]

My friend who has fucking horrible taste in movies unless I recommend it said "it wasn't that bad" so you better run away.

[B_Metal]

It has Bruce Willis..................in a hair piece. 'Nuff said.

[Lisa]

Matt, great idea for a thread!

[Ed Hocken]

It has Bruce Willis..................in a hair piece. 'Nuff said.

This is a good point. Let's look at the films where Bruce Willis has worn a hair piece:

Surrogates, The Jackal, That abortion with Halle Berry

Exception to this rule: Bruce Willis in Sin City

[gravedigger]

You shut your filthy whore mouth about THE JACKAL!

Matt, avoid SURROGATES. It's 90 minutes of your life you will want back. I love Bruce Willis to the point that I don't think COLOR OF NIGHT is that bad but SURROGATES is a total waste of time. If you don't have the entire plot figured out within the first eight minutes, you are braindead*.

*Any association with the Braindead Radio network or its affiliates is purely coincidental.

[Matt]

'The Jackal' wasn't too bad, actually. Is it GREAT? No, but any problems that the movie has are NOT related to Mr. Willis.

Consider 'Surrogates' avoided.

[Martin]

Damn, I had the same question as Matt. Out goes Surrogates!

[Matt]

Damn, I had the same question as Matt. Out goes Surrogates!

Yeah, well I was gonna post on 'Pandorum', but you answered my question in the other thread

[Ed Hocken]

Continuing on the line of "Dennis Quaid doing it for the paycheck since he just had twins" line. I assume LEGION should be avoided also?

[V]

Legion was fun. Don't expect too much from it, and you'll be ok.

[Martin]

Well, I've seen worse than Pandorum, but it's poorly shot. It's alright I guess if you wanna waste 2 hours, but on a A to F scale, A being Inception and F being Cats and Dogs, it's a C-.

[Captain Russ]

Pandorum was inane drivel.

Legion is a pile of shit.

The Jackal had a fucking amazing soundtrack, Jack Black getting his body destroyed by a gun the size of a small sedan, and Sydney Poitier. Shut up Ed.