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I think we can include Meet The Spartans, Superhero Movie, the upcoming Vampires Suck, and parody films of their ilk as must avoids, yes? None of which feature Bruce Willis, thankfully.
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Selzer and Friedberg should be tried for war crimes.Me quick one want slowComment
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Two films i've started and made it 45 minutes in before collapsing: The Road and Valhalla Rising.
The Road was bringing me down (rare that a film ever does that) and at the same time offered little in the way of surprises. It all seemed to be a foregone conclusion.
Valhalla Rising started off violent and Herzoggy and became a slog very quickly. I hate to use the word but pretentious sprang to mind - in that I fear it thinks it's got something deeper to say than it actually has and all that should be subtext is actually just text.
Am I missing anything significant if I bail now on both?I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane.Comment
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Somebody wanna petition the Hague on Russ' behalf, please?Comment
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I've heard Valhalla was a big letdown but I'm strongly considering watching it anyway.
Though I think Centurion might have to be first.Me quick one want slowComment
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I have actually heard nothing but good on Valhalla. I am rock hard thinking about it.Comment
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Ben: a friend of mine absolutely ADORED 'The Road'. He's got pretty good taste in movies, so take that for what you will. I haven't seen it yet but I probably will.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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Looks like I'm finishing both then. Cheers, guys.I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane.Comment
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Ben, how do you watch Valhalla Rising and not just drool all on ALL THAT IS MAN Mads Mikkelson!?Comment
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For those of you who have seen Valhalla Rising. You'll probably enjoy BRONSON. But it is a strange and kind of slow film. Tom Hardy is great and it features a great use of Pet Shop Boys."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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Bronson is amazing. Wang dangling and all.Comment
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I couldn't finish Bronson. Weird, and arty. I was expecting more ultraviolence.Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
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It feels like a missing Kubrick film. It's surprising that you'd think there would be a lot of violence. Hell, I kept expecting it and it doesn't show up."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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That is a bold statement sir.Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
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My love for The Jackal is unapologetic. It's irresistibly 90's and words can't express the joy of one-man laugh factory Declan Mulqueen.Originally posted by Matt View Post"The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - AnonymousComment
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