What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Abraham Smashington]

RANDY QUAID YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD, RANDY QUAAAIIIIDDDDD

[Ari]

I pray that Hollywood Hitman Squad he's been running from finally catches up with him.

[Nathan]

I pray that Hollywood Hitman Squad he's been running from finally catches up with him.

Hahaha. That shit is crazy. He and his wife are nucking futs.

[Matt]

something new on the Quaid front?

[Ari]

Besides that fact that he went insane, nope.

[Ed Hocken]

Why did he have to go and blab about Mars?

*is handed card*

Nevermind

[Captain Russ]

Agora.

Incredibly complex film about the rising tide of superstition in the face of reason.

The cinematography and the design of Alexandria were absolutely amazing, lending to it the realistic tone needed for such a story. From the impossibly intimate conversations between the key players to the detached bird eye view of the chaos erupting on the streets, the level of detail on display is astonishing when one takes the time to appreciate it.

Rachel Weisz, here playing the philosopher Hypatia, is unsurprisingly impressive in her portrayal. Focused, confident, and unfettered by the hysteria tearing the city apart, Weisz injects the role with a quiet strength.

  Spoiler: For those without a history berk... 

Even when the inevitable death sentence is carried out, she is stripped of her clothing and beaten, she retains her dignity, her humanity.

She is fearless.

The story, regardless of time and setting, is just as relevant today. We see it every day, people giving over to religious fervor in place of logic and understanding. At one point in assembly, Hypatia is interrogated about her lack of allegiance to the Christian faith, to which she replies "You don’t question what you believe. I must." Balls as big as the Sun.

[Abraham Smashington]

Agora.

Incredibly complex film about the rising tide of superstition in the face of reason.

The cinematography and the design of Alexandria were absolutely amazing, lending to it the realistic tone needed for such a story. From the impossibly intimate conversations between the key players to the detached bird eye view of the chaos erupting on the streets, the level of detail on display is astonishing when one takes the time to appreciate it.

Rachel Weisz, here playing the philosopher Hypatia, is unsurprisingly impressive in her portrayal. Focused, confident, and unfettered by the hysteria tearing the city apart, Weisz injects the role with a quiet strength.

  Spoiler: For those without a history berk... 

Even when the inevitable death sentence is carried out, she is stripped of her clothing and beaten, she retains her dignity, her humanity.

She is fearless.

The story, regardless of time and setting, is just as relevant today. We see it every day, people giving over to religious fervor in place of logic and understanding. At one point in assembly, Hypatia is interrogated about her lack of allegiance to the Christian faith, to which she replies "You don’t question what you believe. I must." Balls as big as the Sun.

Who are you and what have you done with Russ?

[Captain Russ]

Russ took a sabbatical.

I'm Irwin R. Scheister.

(I had an acid flashback to an aesthetics class.)

[Abraham Smashington]

[Captain Russ]

Do you just have a farm of Dawson .gifs now or some shit?

I bet you do. A cabbage patch of foreheads.

[Abraham Smashington]

Do you just have a farm of Dawson .gifs now or some shit?

I bet you do. A cabbage patch of foreheads.

[Bobby Bear]

Dragons and Karen Gillan: two ingredients that improve just about anything.

[Captain Russ]

And just like dragons, she can't be real. It's just not fair.

[BillyG]

Russ took a sabbatical.

I'm Irwin R. Scheister.

(I had an acid flashback to an aesthetics class.)