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  • #12811
    Thanks for all the Blunt/Wolfman info, gents!

    Nic Cage Vs. The Sun would've made such a better title.
    "The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - Anonymous

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    • #12812
      Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
      One of these days, I'm gonna sit down and watch The Wicker Man remake.
      It's one of the best comedies of all time, unintentional or no. You'll be positively howling with laughter in the last half.
      Originally posted by Martin
      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
      Originally posted by gravedigger
      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
      Originally posted by Martin
      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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      • #12813
        Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
        Knowing.

        The Sun farted, Nic Cage became retarded, aliens Blue Lagoon'd some kids.

        (The rhyme is inconsistent but so is this film.)

        The effects of a solar flare reaching the Earth are lovingly recreated here, and is the highlight of the show.

        Oh, and Napoleon from Bill & Ted plays a gas station attendant.
        I really fucking dug this flick.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #12814
          Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
          I really fucking dug this flick.
          Must have robots punching each other

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          • #12815
            Just crystal ships and Nic Cage's sentient scalp.
            Me quick one want slow

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            • #12816
              Originally posted by BillyG View Post
              Must have robots punching each other
              IT WOULD HAVE MADE IT BETTER.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #12817
                HOW DID IT GET BURNED??? HOW DID IT BURN HOW DID IT GET BURNED??????!!! HOW DID IT GET BURNED??????!!!!
                Originally posted by Martin
                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                Originally posted by gravedigger
                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                Originally posted by Martin
                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                • #12818
                  Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
                  I really fucking dug this flick.
                  I agree, wow.

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                  • #12819
                    And everything went back to normal.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • #12820
                      Restrepo.

                      Hell is in the mountains.

                      My ears are still ringing.
                      Me quick one want slow

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                      • #12821
                        Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
                        Restrepo.

                        Hell is in the mountains.

                        My ears are still ringing.
                        Read the book.
                        Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                        Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                        POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                        • #12822
                          Originally posted by Matt View Post
                          It's one of the best comedies of all time, unintentional or no. You'll be positively howling with laughter in the last half.
                          Totally agree. I love The Wicker Man remake. Almost everything in it is so poorly judged and yet totally straight-faced. Its great.

                          For all the talk of bees, bear suits and bitch-slapping, I knew I was on to a winner when an imaginary truck kills a little girl - ON A BOAT. I was fucking in at that point. The rest of the film did not disappoint.
                          I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane.

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                          • #12823
                            The Other Guys.

                            Holy shit, fucking LOVED this movie.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #12824
                              Really? It was by far the weakest of the Ferrell/McKay films for me.
                              I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane.

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                              • #12825
                                Weaker than Talledega?

                                Not possible.
                                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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