What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Ed Hocken]

The Knives ending = perfect in regards to the movie world.

The Ramona ending = perfect in regards to the book world.

Actually, the original ending for the book was that Scott was going to end up with no one.

Plus, even the actress playing Knives didn't like the original ending.

[BillyG]

I used to pretend I was the kid from Flight of the Navigator when my parents got into fights. I flew all over the universe looking for families that loved without fists.

[Nathan]

I used to pretend I was Fred Savage from "The Boy Who Could Fly".

Brilliant. "Nope. Piss."

[Matt]

I used to pretend I was Han Solo. That's all I got.

[BillyG]

I wish I could find my old Han Solo blaster toy. Best toy gun ever.

[Nathan]

I wish I could find my old Han Solo blaster toy. Best toy gun ever.

Fuckin' A.

[Ed Hocken]

Huh,

I just pretended to be Charlie Brown.

Oh good grief.

[Captain Russ]

I'm usually Charlie Chan'ing.

[Ed Hocken]

So you squinted a lot?

[Abraham Smashington]

Actually, the original ending for the book was that Scott was going to end up with no one.

Plus, even the actress playing Knives didn't like the original ending.

Well Ellen Wong is wrong. WRONG.

Also, I was pretty disappointed with the extras on the blu-ray (commentaries not withstanding). The behind the scenes stuff was light, the deleted scenes were eh, and the bloopers were meh. I swear, the Alien/Matrix flicks have spoiled me in regards to behind the scenes stuff.

[Matt]

I'm usually Charlie Chan'ing.

Toby? Toby. Toby? Toby. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Charlie Fuckin' Chan.

[Ed Hocken]

I hope to hell Matt tips.

[Captain Russ]

I always do.

But when Charlie's in the loop, there's usually a lot of unnecessary butchery of vocabulary.

[Ed Hocken]

Ah yes, yellowfacing. Why get a perfectly good Asian actor when you make your white actors squint.

John Wayne as Ghengis Khan, you know what I'm talking about.

[Abraham Smashington]

Brilliant. "Nope. Piss."

FUCK YEA.