What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[V]

I hate sand. It's all sandy.

A professional screenwriter wrote that...

[BillyG]

I was going to say "in before sand" but that no talent hack Feldman ruined it.

[Martin]

I hate sand. It's all sandy.

Here's the whole quote. Proof George Lucas never talked to a woman.

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

I remember the laughters in the theater when he said that one.

[Abraham Smashington]

My line is better.

[Martin]

No it ain't.

[Abraham Smashington]

It totally is. It's the same line, but shorter. I win.

[Abraham Smashington]

Also, if I was Anakin I would have made Padme go lesbo with one of those Twilek dancers.

[Ed Hocken]

I can't believe I'm saying this. But I could easily make my hair look like that right now.

[V]

It would be interesting to see the other 'uses' for those tentacles.

And by interesting, I mean hot.

[Ed Hocken]

Scorpio. gif™, take it away.

[Abraham Smashington]

I can't believe I'm saying this. But I could easily make my hair look like that right now.

CUT YOUR HAIR RIGHT NOW MAN!

[Martin]

I can't believe I'm saying this. But I could easily make my hair look like that right now.

Then you'd be a Emo Homo, Ed.

[V]

I can't believe I'm saying this. But I could easily make my hair look like that right now.

Mine looks like this, and I don't even try...

please kill me.

[Ed Hocken]

CUT YOUR HAIR RIGHT NOW MAN!

Why?

You gonna throw me of your house, if I don't cut my hair?
What next? Ya gonna throw out my best porno mag?!

[Martin]

WATCH OUT ED IS ANGRY!