What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Captain Russ]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It was an empty threat.

Gotta get something for the gift registry after all.

[Ed Hocken]

Is your wife your beard?

Other way around, man.

[Martin]

Is your wife your beard?

I married a bisexual girl. Such is my life...

[Ed Hocken]

I married a bisexual girl. Such is my life...

I hereby declare Martin Savage to be The luckiest sonuvabitch this board has to offer.

[Martin]

Indeed!

It makes going to the strippers way more fun....

[Abraham Smashington]

I married a bisexual girl. Such is my life...

Unless you are able to fuck other women in your marriage I will not be jealous.

[Ed Hocken]

Unless you are able to fuck other women in your marriage I will not be jealous.

Translation: He's jealous

[Martin]

Yes he is.

And threesome with two chicks?

Done. But it's not something we're gonna do a lot. It's more than just sex with my wife, so there's more involved than most think.

Now, I'm re-watching Surf's Up. So so so good.

[Ed Hocken]

Currently watching The Fugitive, seeing circa 1993 Jane Lynch is something.

[V]

Currently watching The Fugitive, seeing circa 1993 Jane Lynch is something.

Pretty cool...

You should rent a few more movie for the weekend.

You know, since you won't be at the New Bev for Scott Pilgrim...

Also...

Bi chicks are overrated. The one I dated left me... but for another guy. Painful and confusing.

[Martin]

Overrated, yeah. Except I find a great one. But I've known 2 that were fucked up.

She told me that 6 months after we first dated....

[V]

Well, good on you, brother...

[Ed Hocken]

You know, since you won't be at the New Bev for Scott Pilgrim...

The funny thing is that next show isn't until Nov 12th and 13th. That's right over a MONTH away.

[Ben Thomas]

On bi chicks: I've been with two in the past. One was crackers, the other just a nympho who figured a way of getting more sex. But real issues in both case, stemming from daddy issues. They needed to be loved but would not commit to any one partner.

The girl I'm seeing right now is bi and no weird tendencies have surfaced yet. Watch this space, I guess.

[Ben Thomas]

Silly double postage.