What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Ed Hocken]

Watch yourself, Vin. Ben could end up re-enacting that one scene from Clockwork Orange. If you hear him singing "Singing in the rain", run.

[Matt]

I skipped GI Joe but went to see Wolverine, so what do I know. Guess I'll have to to take the plunge this weekend. You lot are in trouble if I come back in here pissed off.

(Vin, you got my back, right? Right?!)

Have suitably low expectations and you'll have a good time. It's definitely better than XO:W, that's for sure.

[Abraham Smashington]

I skipped GI Joe but went to see Wolverine, so what do I know. Guess I'll have to to take the plunge this weekend. You lot are in trouble if I come back in here pissed off.

(Vin, you got my back, right? Right?!)

GI JOE is streets ahead of Wolverine. Wolverine was nearly unwatchable.

[Martin]

Wolverine is shit, even compared to GI Joe. That's telling.

[Ed Hocken]

Thank heavens I didn't watch Wolverine then.

[Matt]

'GI Joe' is worth it for the treadmill sequence. Oh yes.

[Ed Hocken]

Yeah, it would have been worth it, if she had been topless.

[Abraham Smashington]

You watched a movie that you had no desire to watch and you hated it.

[Martin]

That redhead was even hotter than the Baroness.

[Ed Hocken]

You watched a movie that you had no desire to watch and you hated it.

Exactly, which is why I stopped doing such things.

[Bobby Bear]

Are you kidding? I want a sequel NOW and I want SPACE BATTLES and SERPENTOR! And it would totally work in the universe they set up.

Don't get me wrong: I want all of those things, too. And I agree. Nothing should be off-limits for this universe.

I'm not coming down on myself for my fondness for G.I. Joe. I'll stand by that, 'til the bitterest of ends. I'm just remarking on how unlikely it is that, at the exact moment I was wishing for a sequel, many other people around the world were doing the same. There seems to be an annoyingly niche market for movies with Gaelic-operated aircraft.

'GI Joe' is worth it for the treadmill sequence. Oh yes.

YES.

That redhead was even hotter than the Baroness.

YEEEESSSS!

Ben, I strongly recommend cracking open a few cold ones for the fun that is G.I. Joe. After our recent Transformers: The Movie discussion, I'm confident you'll see what we see in this.

[Captain Russ]

Yeah, it would have been worth it, if she had been topless.

Ed.

[Ed Hocken]

Ed.

You watched a movie that you had no desire to watch and you hated it.

Lesson learned, Dallas. Go drink another Lone Star.

[Captain Russ]

Your passive-aggressive bullshit is old hat.

Get a new schtick.

(Lone Star is turrible unless money is scant. We've been over this before. Sack up, buttercup.)

[Ed Hocken]

I'll suck it up when you talk in a more coherent manner and I don't have to run your shit through babblefish (as I opposed to my shit which just merely requires a dictionary and Strunk & White's Elements of Style), savvy?