What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Martin]

Hey Rob. I've been a fan of MJ since Thriller scarred the shit out of me when I was 4. But I'd rather feel another man's balls intermitentlly slapping my own while plowing the wife rather than re-watch this again.

[Abraham Smashington]

So you're just a tad gay? got it. We were entertained by it. Mostly by how fucking ridiculous of a perfectionist he was when it came to entertaining.

[V]

Hey Rob. I've been a fan of MJ since Thriller scarred the shit out of me when I was 4. But I'd rather feel another man's balls intermitentlly slapping my own while plowing the wife rather than re-watch this again.

GAH!

That's why you work opposite ends, Martin!

Now I have this image of Larry Drake and Arnold Vosloo DP'ing some helpless woman...

ICK!

[Martin]

Heh! Not gay at all, but I really was bored by this is it. And yeah, MJ really is a genius, but mind you, I'm not a fan of concert on DVD, so there's that.

Arnold Vosloo ?

[Captain Russ]

The sqweakquel version of Darkman/Payton Westlake?

HOW DARE YOU?

[V]

The fellow what replaced Liam Neeson as Darkman...

Also played Imhotep in the Mummy films, and one of the antagonists in Blood Diamond.

[Abraham Smashington]

AND WAS ZARTAN IN THE GI JOE MOVIE.

[Captain Russ]

He was awesome in Blood Diamond.

But his crowning achievement is still Hard Target.

"Rrrrandal Rrrrandal Rrrrandal. I know you didn't mean to...hurt...my feelings."

*shotgun go boom*

[Matt]

Vosloo was beyond awesome in 'Hard Target'. A friend of mine has a really cool story about him, also: We were working for Musicland, and he got to go to the annual Christmas party (I wasn't able to go) where they had a bunch of guests and whatnot. This was shortly after 'the Mummy' came out on video, and Vosloo was there promoting it and signing autographs. My buddy met him and chatted with him for a bit...apparently, he's an incredibly friendly and cool guy in real life. Also, there were a bunch of Playboy playmates in the booth next to Arnold's...he apparently was enjoying the view quite a bit.

[Martin]

I know who The Vosloo is. I was wondering WTF he was doing in that threesome. And who's Larry Drake again?

[Captain Russ]

Dr. Giggles.

Durant from Darkman and Darkman part deux.

Disgruntled postman who yells "It's cold steam" from Overnight Delivery.

[I_Cassini]

Larry Drake sort of scares me.

[Ed Hocken]

Also played the retarded file clerk on LA Law.

[V]

I know who The Vosloo is. I was wondering WTF he was doing in that threesome. And who's Larry Drake again?

The guy what sort of resembles you?

[Captain Russ]

Larry's the puffy-faced twin of Mark Hamill.