What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Ed Hocken]

It's not godwawful and it's not great. There are good ideas that they did well on and others they were terrible at.

Not sure why 40s chic was big in future "1997" but everyone looked sweaty.

[Matt]

My issues with 'Predator 2':
- TERRIBLE dialog. Expletive laden without any style or substance, just foul.
- Broad characters that don't feel real. It borders on camp, especially with Bill Paxton.
- Incomprehensible action scenes, especially the subway scene. I still don't know what the hell I was looking at.
- Terrible set design. The Predator ship at the end was pathetic looking, both inside and out.
- Character stupidity, especially from Busey's team. If they'd had an ounce of intelligence, that meat locker scene would have played differently. But no...they're all idiots.

I could go on but why bother. I tried watching this again about a week ago and had to turn it off after about 20 minutes. Seriously, it's wretched.

[Howard]

Overthinking dumb, fun movies. Matt's cross to bear.

[Ed Hocken]

Gonna have to agree with Howard on this.

[Matt]

Overthinking dumb, fun movies. Matt's cross to bear.

It's not even FUN, though. If it were at least FUN I could give it SOME kind of pass, but it's just tedious...like pretty much ALL of Stephen Hopkins' output.

[Ed Hocken]

No love for Morton Downey's chracter? .____.

j/k

[Abraham Smashington]

Currently watching Crow: City of Angels on instant. God I forgot how cheap and shitty this movie is. So, so bad. The only good point? Mia Kirschner is hot.

[V]

No love for Iggy?

Jeez...

[Matt]

I kinda liked the Hole cover of 'Gold Dust Woman' as well.

[Abraham Smashington]

No love for Iggy?

Jeez...

It's Iggy, playing Iggy, in a shitty fucking movie.

[V]

It's Iggy, playing Iggy, in a shitty fucking movie.

Which makes it the only tolerable thing about the film.

[Abraham Smashington]

Made it 20 mins in, couldn't do it. Currently rocking some "Best of the Best II" instead. YES.
"

[Captain Russ]

It's Iggy, playing Iggy, in a shitty fucking movie.

"YOU THINK I'M AFRAID?

YEW THINK I'M AHHHHHHHHHHHHFRAAAAAAAID?"

Iggy was fuckin' awesome. The rest...not so much.

Best of the Best 2 is queer cinema's greatest fight movie.

[Abraham Smashington]

MOTHERFUCKIN WAYNE NEWTON BITCHES

[Ed Hocken]

I tried watching Crow 2. The guy who played The Crow accent is so thick he's incomprehensible.

And Wayne Newton played a great bad guy. See Licence to Kill and Ford Fairlane.