What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Captain Russ]

And to think, he wanted to kill himself a few years ago...

The dual taglines are perfect. My hate is strong today.

[Abraham Smashington]

NOW HE'S A TALKING DOG

[Ed Hocken]

HE'S FUCKING SURFING MAN. A DOG. SURFING. A SURFING DOG!

And somewhere out there, AIR BUD is rolling around in his grave.

[Captain Russ]

Totally needs a Scooby Doo crossover brah

(Fuck airbud)

[V]

I think he made the wrong move...

At least we could have remembered him as Hansel.

He's so hot right now... Hansel.

[Abraham Smashington]

AIRBUD CAN BE PUT DOWN.

[Ed Hocken]

Fuck Air Bud? How can you get pissed off at the dog who plays basketball movie?

[Captain Russ]

And somewhere out there, AIR BUD is recreating Lost .gifs.

Yep.

Fuck Air Bud? How can you get pissed off at the dog who plays basketball movie?

Answered your own question. Damn, you are saving me time already. But where to spend it all...?

[Matt]

!e can take solace in the fact that 'Marmaduke' is tanking. BADLY.

[Ed Hocken]

Who did the Marmaduke comic that featuring the dog turning into some kind of alien from The Thing? Complete with weird Lovecrafian language?

[Captain Russ]

This travesty is out? I'm so out of the loop with summer release schedules not involving Inception.

[Ed Hocken]

This has just been a godawful summer for films. Christ, I haven't come across something this bad since '01 or 2000.

[Captain Russ]

This, as with last summer, will be largely spent drunk at the Landmark or Angelika theaters.

[Matt]

it has been a severely underwhelming Summer movie experience. If 'Toy Story 3' and 'Inception' fail to deliver the goods, this Summer will actually be the worst that I can remember.

[Ed Hocken]

I'm interested in Inception and completely indifferent on Toy Story 3. Everything that had to be said about Toy Story was said in the second one.