What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

OBSERVE AND REPORT- Who was it that ultra-failed by preferring PAUL BLART to this? Big B? Honestly, there are a few good things about PAUL BLART but this is so much better. It's just so fucked up and crazy. What's the consensus on the ending? It takes such a surreal turn that doesn't really jive with the world established throughout the previous 80 minutes that it has to all be a fantasy while Robbie's at the firing range, right?

And yeah grave, it was Bryan that dug on Blart more. That was a grand ole' day when that nugget o' truth slipped out.

So yes, I'll admit to that horrible mistake on my part. In my defense, I watched O&R as if were supposed to be a comedy about a mall cop, a la Paul Blart. After seeing it, I was like "that shit wasn't funny, it was depressing, I know people like that..." where as after Paul Blart, I was like " that fat fuck Kevin James was stupid dumb in that movie, but I laughed a few times..."

So basically I will accept the fail. But after being corrected several times and a subsequent re-watch I have indeed realized that O&R and PB are two different movies. One a really bad comedy that grossed a ton of money and another a sad slice of reality that inadvertently had a few funny moments.

...In other news, I watched "The Burbs" last night. Still holds up, Carrie Fisher looked hella good in her little summer dresses...and FELDOG™ ruled with that bad ass mullet.

[nerdious dorkus]

It's OK Bryan. I understand that, as a portly security guard, you can identify with Kevin James.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

I don't do security anymore...you been gone a long time...I don't shine shoes anymore Billy.

[Abraham Smashington]

haha

[Ed Hocken]

(Insert shinebox remark here)

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

...here within lies the joke I was trying to make...

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/m...-Tommy-DeVito-

[nerdious dorkus]

I don't do security anymore...you been gone a long time...I don't shine shoes anymore Billy.

OK. Fine. You could identify with him when you were in that position. Now that you're not, you're retconning your approval. Stand by your convictions, man. Don't be a dolphin. Gosh.

[Abraham Smashington]

...here within lies the joke I was trying to make...

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/mnwgfvxtqr--I-don't-shine-shoes-no-moreGoodfellas-Joe-Pesci-Tommy-DeVito-

Which people would get if they were awesome, like me.

[Ed Hocken]

Not possible to hate Goodfellas, fact.

Casino on the other hand, has issues.

[Abraham Smashington]

I hated Goodfellas once Liotta made it to the top or whatever. Like most movies regarding the Mafia/gangs/etc.

I'm all about the rise, but the fall always bores me.

[Ed Hocken]

Really?

The fall is the best part. In the case of Goodfellas, the entire scene before Henry Hill gets busted was great.

[Abraham Smashington]

To me they all blend together (but I'm not the biggest fan of those types of flicks anyway) but I always fucking love the rise from the lowly peasant to the king.

[Ed Hocken]

You love seeing an individual rise to the top due to his own work, eh?

You Gault-lover

But really, I remember it was Phil Hendrie at the time of Michael Jackson's death that said America has a facination with building people up and tearing them down. I do believe in that.

[Abraham Smashington]

Mostly because I'm lazy and like to live through others.

[nerdious dorkus]

To me they all blend together (but I'm not the biggest fan of those types of flicks anyway) but I always fucking love the rise from the lowly peasant to the king.

Rob's favorite book is Ragged Dick.