What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Anderson]

Now just wait a goddamn minute....

Ed is going to turn the tiny poops into the Shit Millipede.

[Captain Russ]

Nowawaitaminute,

It's all about Cage's performance, believe me.

Also, I watched about 20 minutes of Star80, this movie feels like somethin Schrader would have tone. And Eric Roberts has creepy scumbag nailed to a T.

Kind of fucked up, but more hilarious is the fact that he reprised his creepy scumbag persona in the movie-within-a-movie "Brother Sweet Brother" in The Cable Guy.

Fuck that was a weird one.

Anyway, Star80 was really good. And like you say, a natural double feature with Hardcore.

[Matt]

A mix of both on Centipede. The insane setups to get to the body horror are nearly a work of art. It plays like a much more well-directed version of Taxidermia.

Gotta ask. Do they REALLY show the girls having to swallow shit?

Also, whats to keep the girls from using a knife and literally cutting their lips off? Hell, what's to keep them from outright TEARING their lips off?

[Ed Hocken]

I just figured if they tore their lips off, they couldn't get very far seeing how their knees were removed.

[Matt]

I just figured if they tore their lips off, they couldn't get very far seeing how their knees were removed.

OK, didn't know that about the knees. Regardless of whether or not I had knees, there's no FUCKING WAY that I'd not rip my mouth off if necessary to get out of that situation.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

- The Informant...had some pretty decent substance. I'm totally gay for Matt Damon, so anything he does is pretty good to me. The stream of conscious thoughts he narrates are pure gold. The end drags a bit (maybe I'm not sure I was tired)...but all in all definitely worth a watch IMO. Nice to see a bunch of random comedians in serious roles and Scott Bakula in a creepy ass hair piece...

- Alvin & the Chipmunks: The Squequel...My kids made me watch it...fucking sucked, but kids will go ape shit for it...

[Anderson]

Things are eaten. Let's put it this way.


Just see it. Experience the Human Centipede and then try to wipe it from your mind...with amnesia bullets.

[BillyG]

I want to see Harry Brown so goddamn bad.

[Matt]

Things are eaten. Let's put it this way.


Just see it. Experience the Human Centipede and then try to wipe it from your mind...with amnesia bullets.

Not into body horror/torture porn. I will NOT be seeing this film...yes, I understand that the mental film going 'round and 'round in my head is probably worse than the actual film, but NO. It's totally not my bag.

[Ed Hocken]

I assume by amnesia bullets, he means downing an entire bottle of Beefeater and then getting kicked in the head by a mule.

[V]

Nah...

A gallon of Mr. Boston vodka and a kick in the junk by me.

[Trejo]

the Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus

Didn't care for the film all that much, but Lily Cole was a fucking revelation..

..in my pants.

[Shit Dickface]

Nah...

A gallon of Mr. Boston vodka and a kick in the junk by me.

The kick in the junk would be like the gentlest kiss from the prettiest girl ever compared to drinking a gallon of Mr. Fucking Boston.

[Bobby Bear]

ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A BORING MOVIE- Okay, it's not boring but it's not hilarious either. Needed WAY more Justin Long and Craig Robinson. Also, Katie Morgan has a terrible boob job.

One of the biggest missed opportunities of the last five years. It's saddening to think how flat and disposable so much of it feels. Jeff Anderson was solid as always, though.

Trejo, good to see someone else on the Lily Cole train. I've taken some flack for liking her.

[nerdious dorkus]

I assume by amnesia bullets, he means downing an entire bottle of Beefeater and then getting kicked in the head by a mule.

If only Wolverine was given this option.