What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Matt]

I really need to buy a new suit. My shitty old $150 one ain't cutting the mustard anymore, but I want to see how far I get with this fat loss before I go dropping $300-400 on a new suit.

When you've stabilized, go in and try on a number of different brands of suits. Seriously, just go nuts and try them all. ONE (maybe two) brands will be made for your body type...you'll know it immediately when you put it on, and your salesman will know it too. For example, virtually ANY Calvin Klein suit would fit me perfectly with virtually no alteration. Buy a bunch of that brand of suit and then find some sport coats that you can wear with the suit pants. You'll be set.

[Ed Hocken]

No matter what suit Jake buys. You'll immediately think "Leg Breaker" when you see Jake in one.

[Abraham Smashington]

I think Jake just needs to bring back the loincloth look.

[Howard]

I think Jake just needs to bring back the loincloth look.

YES. That look needs to come back.

[Ed Hocken]

Fuck the loincloths, kilts is where it needs to be.

[Shit Dickface]

I can do the loincloth thing.

Also, we got 3-Day Suit Broker over here. That place has some ridiculously great deals.

[Ed Hocken]

Jake is the Fred Flintstone of a new generation.

[Matt]

I think Jake just needs to bring back the loincloth look.

Jake is THE NUGE!!!!!!

[Ed Hocken]

Oh dear god no!

[Shit Dickface]

SUFFERS FROM CHRONIC GONZO-ITIS

[Ed Hocken]

Only one man suffers from Gonzo and that's the Doctor of Journalism himself.

[Captain Russ]

And the muppet.

And the dude who has his hand up that muppet's ass.

[Ed Hocken]

Frank Oz? Fuck yeah.

[Ari]

So many movies I've seen! Here's my quick run down:

Combat Shock: Nothing much really happens in the film, but I still dug it for its pure oddness. And the ending is classic.

Dear Zachary: This doc destroyed me. I was left a shell of a man. I haven't cried that much since my Prince Adam figure's legs snapped off.

Not Quite Hollywood: Love Australia films so much. What a fantastic doc.

D.C. Cab: Schumacher's best film ever. Period. Sorry, Lost Boys. We all need more Busey in our lives.

Return of the Living Dead 2: So weak. No comparison to the first one at all.

Dreamscape: Not too shabby. The dream stuff was decent. Miles better than The Cell. Loved the stop motion Snake Man. Film needed more of that.

[Ed Hocken]

Just watched the first two episodes of Breaking Bad: Season 2.

AWESOME!

And I'm glad the King of the Jews agrees with me. D.C. Cab IS Schumacher's best movie.