What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[V]

Not bad...

I'm more partial to

[Ed Hocken]

Ah cologne, such a mystery to me.

I just wear unscented. So there is no trademark Hocken odor.

[V]

Ed...

find one.

wear it.

you will soon find it difficult to walk with all the guys you are dragging along holding to your ankles.

[Shit Dickface]

Yeah I don't wear cologne either. I'd rather just not be the shithead who doesn't know how to do it right, like the dude who practically asphyxiated everyone in the elevator this morning with whatever he bathed in before coming to work.

[V]

Just dab on your pulse points, and you are set.

No need to bathe in it.

[Ed Hocken]

Got any suggestions for a guy like me, Vin?

[Howard]

Great choice there V. Hmm. *looks at V* You aren't supposed to know about that one.

Ed. Shame. Shame. Shame.

Jake. Shame. Shame. Shame.

http://ezinearticles.com/?How-To-Pro...logne&id=20022

[Howard]

Just dab on your pulse points, and you are set.

No need to bathe in it.

I was going to say hot spots but technically you are more accurate.

*looks at V* Metrosexual.

Also, Ed. People really can't recommend colognes. They wear differently on different people (depending on one's body chemistry). Generally speaking, once you find the right class (citrus, earthy, etc) then you can wear anything based on that class.

[Ed Hocken]

Vin is not a metrosexual. Vin is a classy son of a bitch in the vein of Don Draper, James Bond or George Patton.

And as for finding the right class? *sigh* I'm gonna have to talk to the perfume counter person aren't I? Damn my anti-social tendencies.

[Matt]

Tommy Bahama, Tsar, and Aqua Di Gio. That's it. I may have to try Eau De Vin, though.

Vin: in all seriousness, what's a good, reliable handgun at a good pricepoint?

[Howard]

And as for finding the right class? *sigh* I'm gonna have to talk to the perfume counter person aren't I? Damn my anti-social tendencies.

Talk and test a few. They aren't going to know by just talking. You are going to have to wear it for a while and see how the scent changes.

[Shit Dickface]

hahaha I'm imagining extremely socially awkward Ed just grabbing a bunch of magazine inserts from the counter clerk and running off to taste test them in the corner

[Howard]

Side note. It's totally worth it to find out what class of cologne works best on your body chemistry. The right scent? Will guarantee sex.

[V]

Got any suggestions for a guy like me, Vin?

How to make Ed smell sexy... I look at your pics, and something says "Anything NOT citrusy!"

Great choice there V. Hmm. *looks at V* You aren't supposed to know about that one.

Ed. Shame. Shame. Shame.

Jake. Shame. Shame. Shame.

http://ezinearticles.com/?How-To-Pro...logne&id=20022

My dad was a fan of it.

I was going to say hot spots but technically you are more accurate.

*looks at V* Metrosexual.

Metro? Depends on how broad your definition is. I like to be well-groomed. I dress well when the occasion calls for it. You never get a second chance to make a first impression...

[Matt]

(from the bottom of the last page...didn't want it to get lost)

Tommy Bahama, Tsar, and Aqua Di Gio. That's it. I may have to try Eau De Vin, though.

Vin: in all seriousness, what's a good, reliable handgun at a good pricepoint?