What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Abraham Smashington]

Broken Arrow isn't that bad. PLUS SAMANTHA MATHIS

[Howard]

I don't hate either. Except in this movie. Have either of you watched it recently? I had the misfortune of revisiting. So fucking cringe-worthy.

[Captain Russ]

I'll rewatch it.

The hillbilly techno soundtrack by Hans Zimmer is great.

[Howard]

Woo is usually apt at making over the top sequences seem believable. Broken Arrow? I was not able to suspend my disbelief. I blame Travolta. Slater to a smaller degree.

[Captain Russ]

I blame them for making me enjoy a dumb movie.

See: Face/Off

[Howard]

Russ, Russ, Russ. Travolta is Battlefield Earth cringe-worthy in Broken Arrow. You should not find any pleasure in his acting.

Also, he was fine in Face/Off.

[Captain Russ]

He was ACTING! through this, as well as Face/Off.

And it helped to heighten the whole scenario of actually having two unlikely ACTORS!!! in an action film.

In Butterfields of Earf, he was boring and deserved the death of his career. Again.

[BillyG]

Just started Dune. I fell in love with the book, and I've never seen the movie. I'm so scared.

[V]

He was ACTING! through this, as well as Face/Off.

And it helped to heighten the whole scenario of actually having two unlikely ACTORS!!! in an action film.

[BillyG]

Holy shit we get to House Harkonnen and the movie turns into Dr. Who. what the fuck is going on

[V]

Holy shit we get to House Harkonnen and the movie turns into Dr. Who. what the fuck is going on

Relax... just go with it.

It will all become clear.

[BillyG]

Why the fuck is Baron hovering? Why do the shields look like a game of Tempest? Why do the guns make pew pew noises but shoot no ammo? WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME TO GET HIGH FIRST?!

[BillyG]

Goddamn Dune is a hot mess.

[Anderson]

Goddamn Dune is a hot mess.

Watch the TV cut.

[BillyG]

Is that the long or short cut? I watched the long one. Holy fucking internal monologues Batman.