What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Abraham Smashington]

RESPECT THE BENBEN

[Ed Hocken]

I just fuckin did.

The fact that Benben got shafted and Robert Wuhl got a longer career on HBO is a travesty and a stain on our nation.

[V]

That's better...

Now we can be friends again.

[Ed Hocken]

Yay

[V]

Damn right, yay!

Everybody should have a friend like me...

[gravedigger]

I just fuckin did.

The fact that Benben got shafted and Robert Wuhl got a longer career on HBO is a travesty and a stain on our nation.

Especially because Arliss was shit and Dream On was great. Hell, Mind of the Married Man was better than Arliss.

Anyway, I just watched THE CANYON because a) I'm sick and it's on Netflix streaming, b) Will Patton is awesome, and c) Yvonne Strahovski is the hottest woman on the planet. The movie, however, is shit. Patton is in it for all of 10 minutes and it devolves into a boring "stupid people stuck in the wild" movie. AND it rips off the ending to THE MIST. Boooooo.

[Ari]

Speaking of Arliss, my dad worked on that show, so one night the phone rang and I picked it up and BLAMMO!, Robert Wuhl is talking to me. I wanted to ask him if he was "King of the Wicker People", but I just gave the phone to my dad instead.

[BillyG]

Speaking of Arliss, my dad worked on that show, so one night the phone rang and I picked it up and BLAMMO!, Robert Wuhl is talking to me. I wanted to ask him if he was "King of the Wicker People", but I just gave the phone to my dad instead.

Lost opportunity. Probably my favorite scene in 1989 Batman.

[Ingrid]

Flight of the Navigator. Loved that movie as a kid and I still do. But I just read that there's a remake in the works. Big fat fucking BOO! They're bound to fuck it up.

[Shit Dickface]

Currently watching Miller's Crossing. So goddamn great.

[B_Metal]

Watched COBRA last night on instant-view. I knew this was a CANNON production and despite it's strange non-sequiters, very forgettable movie.

Most disgusting thing in the movie? Stallone drinking a Coors...warm.

Goddamnit Hocken! I just took you off the shit list. FFS stop talking about movies. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Shit Dickface]

Siding with Hocken on this. Fuck a Cobra in the face.

[B_Metal]

Marion Cobretti crashed his super rad old car dispatching cultists and THIS is how you repay him? No wonder the man-gods won't let you get laid.

[Shit Dickface]

I'll jack off for decades until my entire goddamn left hand is a giant vagina-shaped callus as long as it means I don't have to watch this fucking thing again.

[B_Metal]

Jake. We had something special, why did you have to just throw it away.