What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Abraham Smashington]

Good to hear. I just want some ninjas killing some shit. This on instant?

[BillyG]

Rob doesn't like fantasy or war movies. But is masturbating to Predators. UUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Ed Hocken]

Preadator is action sci-fi. It's not a war movie nor is it fantasy.

[Captain Russ]

It may be in the action genre, but there are splices of war (they ARE soldiers, they DO KILL other soldiers for a cause) and fantasy (there's a fucking make-believe creature in it with a vagina hidden in its mandibles) in there.

Things that Rerb no likey.

But derp a lerp, who gives a fuck.

[Ed Hocken]

Fantasy is sword and sorcery. Sci-Fi is aliens and technology. Space Opera is aliens and technology in a fantasy like set up.

[Captain Russ]

I was going by the all-encompassing root word, not film genre.

And yes, I know what they are.

And no, I don't give a shit.

Too hungover to cry about it one way or the other.

Also: watched the fantasy movie Tron last night. Bridges is God. And Dave Warner is awesome in any and every villain role he's ever taken.

[Shit Dickface]

yo Russ next time I'm in the DFW area are we gonna hang

[Captain Russ]

That'd be a fucking hoot

[B_Metal]

Good to hear. I just want some ninjas killing some shit. This on instant?

Not when I checked last, we just grabbed it off the ondemand bullshit since we're all caught up on cable bill and it was in HD. There is a shit ton of ninja killing in this, in fact the first kill of the movie is fucking glorious. That kill alone sold me on the rest of the flick. There may be a plot hole or six but by god these ninja's throw the fuck down. Like Gallons of blood and body parts everywhere.

[Ed Hocken]

Also: watched the fantasy movie Tron last night. Bridges is God. And Dave Warner is awesome in any and every villain role he's ever taken.

See David Warner as Jack the Ripper in Time After Time.

[Captain Russ]

Yep.

And Time Bandits/Banditos Tiempo! I imagine his Evil Genius and Tim Curry's Darkness as being badass motherfuckers in Vegas, and nailing everything that moves. Even the roulette spinner that's seven hundred years old. They totally spit-roasted her/him/whatever.

Solid voice work as RAYSH Al Ghul in the Batmeng animated series as well.

[Ben Thomas]

Ninja Assassin is fucking shit. Like, really bad. Its not cos its badly lit. Its cos its badly written, acted and edited.

[Abraham Smashington]

That's what I had heard.

[Matt]

Ninja Assassin is fucking shit. Like, really bad. Its not cos its badly lit. Its cos its badly written, acted and edited.

That seems to be the overall consensus. Damn, I'd love nothing more than to see a really good ninja movie.

[Captain Russ]

We do.

Two of them, actually.

American Ninja 2 and Gymkata.

Ninjas are dumb.

I want a Dynasty Warriors movie. And not in any respectful-to-Chinese-history sort of way. I want LuBu to have the fucking insect antennae and fatshit hirsute Dong (lol) Zhou to be there, ready to fight through waves of redshirts.