What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Ed Hocken]

By detective predator, did it have a Sherlock Holmes' hat?

[Ari]

No, but I can only pray that we get to see a Predator in a Holmes hat smoking a pipe someday.

[Captain Russ]

I pray to Pan that we get an Alien Loves Predator sitcom some day.

Also: watching Men at Work. John Getz is awesome and Keith David is my 'Nam flashback-having hero.

[Abraham Smashington]

AVP 2 had a detective Predator and an Alien swimming in a school pool. Plus, IT SUCKED.

YOU SUCK. IT was better than abysmal first one. I dug the way the Predator hunted. Oh well, I dig it.

[Ari]

Yeah, it was better than one, but that's the highest praise I'll give it.

[Abraham Smashington]

Let's go down this list:

• Suits were Stan Winston style
• Predator home world = awesome
• Main Predator design was the shit. That motherfucker has seen some shit
• The Predalien was a pretty decent design. I dug the look.
• It IMPREGNATES A PREGNANT WOMAN WITH MULTIPLE CHEST BURSTERS
• A little kid watches his father's arm melt away before getting facehugged
• Said little kid DIES on screen.
• Hot blonde
• Hot blonde in underwear
• Hot blonde gets skewered
• Heads get blown the fuck off by a dual wielding laser Predator
• Predator sets awesome trap in the sewer and fucks up a bunch of aliens
• Rickety Cricket from It's Always Sunny is in it
• Good use of musical cues from both Aliens and Predator
• No shoe horned in cameo by Lance Henricksen
• Shoe horned in cameo by Mrs. Yutani

[Ari]

How about this list?
-Horrible story
-Atrocious characters (including a wannabe Ripley)
-Stupid Predator
-That's all my brain remembers

EDIT: Sorry, not trying to sound like a dick here.

[Abraham Smashington]

It's cool I just know that we'll NEVER get a good AVP movie so I try to look for the silver lining. We all know the only way to do it right is to go off the original Dark Horse miniseries.

[Ed Hocken]

Or the somewhat cool arcade game.

[Bobby Bear]

Meant to pop in earlier on to say that I watched The Quick and the Dead today. I don't think I'd ever seen it the whole way through (dim memory of seeing some of it when I was just a kid) and I was loving it wholesale by about half an hour in. Hackman's immense and Keith David really made an impression as Cantrell (spelled correctly, of course.)

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Watched a good chunk of Big Fan...painful to watch I feel bad for the guy, the sad part there are really schleps around the world like this.

[Ed Hocken]

Watched the first half of You can Count on Me. Mark Ruffalo plays shiftless goofball really well.

[Bobby Bear]

The rest of All The Boys Love Mandy Lane. Tried watching it a week or two ago and turned it off after about half an hour. It took a while to get going, but I became significantly more interested once corpses started appearing. Still a massive disappointment, though.

[Matt]

Meant to pop in earlier on to say that I watched The Quick and the Dead today. I don't think I'd ever seen it the whole way through (dim memory of seeing some of it when I was just a kid) and I was loving it wholesale by about half an hour in. Hackman's immense and Keith David really made an impression as Cantrell (spelled correctly, of course.)

That movie is a hell of a lot of fun. LOVE Russell Crowe in it.

[Ari]

I think The Quick and the Dead was the first Raimi and first western film I ever saw in theaters.