What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[B_Metal]

Ingrid is playing Lego Indy 2 at the part from KOTC. She said that if the movie is like that she's glad she never saw it.

Lulz but true. Movie sucks

[Abraham Smashington]

Shia needs to be the next Indy. I'm dead fucking serious.

[B_Metal]

It'd be better then old decrepid Indy

[Captain Russ]

At least Indy can grow some fucking face hairs.

You see Eagle Eye?

They totally glued a fuckin' merkin to that kid's face.

No. What that franchise needs to do is die the quiet death it should have after that 1000 year old knight waved "bye bye and thanks for all the Jesus fish" to the Jones Boyz.

Also: watched Taken again. Editing was still rougher than asphalt on a bare ass, but Neeson is the fucking badass Billy Jack avenger, savin' our daughters from the French and dirty foreigners while we stay home and fuck Famke Janssen. Or at least by proxy.

[Abraham Smashington]

YOU NEED TO DIE THE QUIET DEATH.

We all know there will be another one. I want Ford to be far away from it.

[Howard]

Shia needs to be the next Indy. I'm dead fucking serious.

Really? Guy has zero charisma. Can't see it at all.

[Abraham Smashington]

Really? That's fucked, because in most flicks he's in he is the best part of the movie. Disturbia, Eagle Eye, Indy, Transformers, etc.

[B_Metal]

Howard is wrong.

[Ed Hocken]

Shia is fine, he should not be the new Indy. Indy is Indy and should stay that way. There are plenty of other pulp action heroes to mine.

[B_Metal]

Ed is wrong. Today is Gays Fail Day.

[Howard]

Really? That's fucked, because in most flicks he's in he is the best part of the movie. Disturbia, Eagle Eye, Indy, Transformers, etc.

Well look at those movies. Not exactly great stuff. Not that hard to be a shining spot in the movie.

He just comes across as so wooden. Hard to believe what he is utterly failing to emote.

[Ed Hocken]

I remember him being pretty good in "A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints".

But he's no Joseph Gordon-Levitt or Emile Hirsch. I think that has to do with the films he's done as of yet.

[Bobby Bear]

He just comes across as so wooden. Hard to believe what he is utterly failing to emote.

He's got nothing on Channing Tatum, though.

[Ed Hocken]

There are elements on the period table that are less inert than Channing Tatum.

[Abraham Smashington]

He brings a sense of fun to things. I dunno, I just dig on Shia for some reason. And obviously the Beard does too.