What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Ed Hocken]

Ari got into a street fight with Keith David back in the day.

[Howard]

I need to watch that movie, then. I keep hearing how a lot of Gen X'ers can relate to the movie.

Reality Bites was the movie I related to most. Plus it was shot in Houston. The town I grew up in. Should I insert pictures of where the film was shot? Sorry, forgot I was at BDR and not Chud.

[nerdious dorkus]

I can relate to the following:

Voltron - it's my origin story.

Gojira - because I'm AZN.

Joe Dirt - it has the most accurate dipiction of my home town.

Eagle vs. Shark/The Science of Sleep - because I'm awkward when it comes to relationships.

[Ari]

OMG!!! WE DIDN'T TELL YOU PEOPLE THAT JOE DIRT MENTIONS OUR HOME TOWN BY NAME!!!

OMGx2!!!! SO DOES SPECIES!!!!!

[nerdious dorkus]

Don't forget about 24. They go to our home town a lot. Apparently, there's a lot of suspicious activity and terrorists there.

[Ari]

Yeah, and it only takes them 5 minutes from downtown LA.

LOL!

[Shit Dickface]

*posts a lot about movies based in Los Angeles*

Even though it's not my hometown, it works. It's better than my shithometown.

[nerdious dorkus]

Tokyo Drift was filmed in LA. Awesome.

[Shit Dickface]

Film plots for movies based in Canton, Texas
-Something happens at the local Trades Day. Big action setpieces, massive body count.
-A guy goes to work at Wal-Mart Supercenter, comes home, kills himself.
-The much-revered Southern Baptist preacher in the biggest church in town hides his rabid leather-daddy gayness under a blanket of hate
-A kid dies of alcohol poisoning. His friends try to find ways to dispose of the body...but not after finding ways to fuck it.

[Abraham Smashington]

*golf clap*

Good jerb guys.

[Captain Russ]

Having been shot in the face by Kurtwood Smith...

...I've always had a close familial bond with Robocop, which was partially filmed in the "ballsweat of the South" city: Dallas, TX. Which has a history of face shooting. Just ask the mandible of JFK.

[B_Metal]

Having been shot in the face by Kurtwood Smith...

...I've always had a close familial bond with Robocop, which was partially filmed in the "ballsweat of the South" city: Dallas, TX. Which has a history of face shooting. Just ask the mandible of JFK.

Yeah, Robocop 2 shot a scene in Baytown, TX. We're known for cops pepper spraying and taser gunning mexicans to death. Not sure how that stacks us up against Dallas on the kill count but hey, we're also Gary Busey's hometome!! YEAH!

[Howard]

*prepares for shitstorm* I wouldn't be proud of that last one B_Metal.......

[Ed Hocken]

Apparently, the only reason Robocop was shot in Dallas was because the city looked new and futuristic. According to the creators.

I think the more important question is "Can you fly, Bobby?"

And how come Corpus Christi's only contribution to cinema was The Legend of Billie Jean?

[B_Metal]

*prepares for shitstorm* I wouldn't be proud of that last one B_Metal.......

You're dead to me Howard. DEAD!