What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Matt]

Fuck Elton John.

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[Abraham Smashington]

He made me sign a waiver.

[Captain Russ]

Love contract.

I knew it.

[B_Metal]

pics

There is photographic evidence of the foreplay on here somewhere. Rob's not in the pic but Elton's getting his "pre-Hughes enema."

[Abraham Smashington]

And god did he bitch.

[B_Metal]

And god did he bitch.

Well, he IS Elton John.

[Captain Russ]

Billy Joel is the better piano man. Man.

[Ed Hocken]

Goddammit Hughes! I would have expected you to have fucked the frontman of Orgy. But Elton John? Say it ain't so, Rob.

[Howard]

Billy Joel is the better piano man. Man.

Best concert ever? Billy Joel and Elton John. Rice Stadium. 5 epic hours long.

[Captain Russ]

Taylor Hanson...

...what the hell is that?

Best concert ever? Billy Joel and Elton John. Rice Stadium. 5 epic hours long.

First concert ever. Texas Stadium.

[Howard]

Sad that I had to google Taylor Hanson to verify identity. Awesome that the wiki page had this information:

It was announced in early 2009 that Taylor has, together with former Smashing Pumpkins guitarist James Iha, Cheap Trick drummer Bun E. Carlos and Fountains Of Wayne bassist Adam Schlesinger, formed a new band called Tinted Windows. This new project will run alongside all the artists' main bands, one of these being Hanson. The band played their first publicised gig at SXSW in Austin, Texas on March 20. Their first album was released on April 21, 2009.[2][3]

I hadn't heard this. Must track down. Fascinating collaboration.

[Captain Russ]

That is interesting to say the least.

[Howard]

First concert ever. Texas Stadium.

You'll never see me in the Cowboys stadium.

[Ed Hocken]

How does this differ from Ranger Stadium?

And what kind of kid were you that you didn't even see Beauty and the Beast in the theater?

[B_Metal]

How does this differ from Ranger Stadium?

1)There is no Ranger Stadium, it's The Ballpark at Arlington
2)The Cowboys are the devil.