What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Ed Hocken]

Hating Fraggles or any type of muppet = Unamerican.

[Abraham Smashington]

Jason Goes To Hell. It's on demand in HD. Still fucking bad. Except for vagina worm Vorhees. That's still awesome.

[Abraham Smashington]

Bruno. What a fucking dissapointment. Wasn't all that funny and seemed kinda forced. The best parts were the beginning with his little Viet, the focus group and the ending wrestling match. Otherwise wasn't that funny and was a let down.

[Ari]

Yeah, Bruno isn't exactly a film I'm dying to see again.

[Ed Hocken]

There's no reason to re-watch Bruno, much like there isn't a reason to re-watch Borat. They are one and done films.

But Bruno was a re-tread. With the exception of the cage match and Harrison Ford telling him to "Fuck Off".

[Ari]

The running of the Jew will NEVER get old.

[Ed Hocken]

Or the Kazachstan national anthem.

[Ari]

Finally watched Tango & Cash. Why the fuck didn't we get like 3 more of these? Damnit, I need more Sly and Russell awesomeness. Also, Clint Howard laying in his bed with his slinky strangling him was epic.

Also epic, "You broke THAT jaw?"

[nerdious dorkus]

Dey broke his jar?!

[Ari]

Day brook iz jer!!!

[nerdious dorkus]

Jeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!

[Howard]

Finally watched Tango & Cash. Why the fuck didn't we get like 3 more of these? Damnit, I need more Sly and Russell awesomeness.

About time. I don't think the world can take anymore of Sly & Russell. Too much awesomeness.

[Ari]

I also watched all 78 hours of Watchmen: The Ultimate Cut. Freaking epic. I loved the additional scenes at the news stand with the Bernies, but I don't think the Black Freighter stuff did much for me. Still, if you wanted a nearly perfect adaptation of the comic, here it is.

[Captain Russ]

PERRET! HIS NAME IS PERRET!

EEZ THE GUVNAH!

I bet Statham learned to speak by listening to Brion James.

[Ari]

Awesome.