What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Howard]

Oh noes. Russ is a secret Dr. Who watcher. (secret no more, I might add).

[Captain Russ]

There was no closet for that secret, as it is common knowledge. Seasons 2 and 3 are still on my queue somewhere.

But defending it seems dumb, so I won't. For it is dumb, but a dumb that I enjoy.

[Howard]

I'll borrow Judas' disillusionment over the boards' taste and upgrade it to misanthropy.

So what are YOUR tastes?

[Captain Russ]

I'll watch anything once so long as it has fart jokes.

So Truffaut is out.

[Martin]

I watched Fantastic 4 : Rise of the Silver Surfer.

It was awful. Even Evans and Chiklis weren't enough to hold my interest this time around. Painful.

[Howard]

My childhood blinds me from the awfulness of FF:ROTSS. You're all wrong. So there.

[Martin]

You wanna have a better experience than Rise of the Silver Surfer?

Put your penis on a solid table and slam it with a hammer. Repeat for the 89 minutes, which is the said movie's runtime.

Voilà.

[Howard]

Now now Martin. It wasn't that bad. You just wanted to see old school Galactus on the screen, didn't you?

[Martin]

Nah, it's a retarded concept. The cloud-thing was ok.

I just would have prefered a sledgehammer on my dick, that's all. But it wasn't as bad as Dr. Who.

Sledgehammer on the penis > Fantastic 4 and it's sequel > Dr. Who.

[Abraham Smashington]

But where would "Twighlight" fit in there?

[Martin]

But where would "Twighlight" fit in there?

Sledgehammer on the penis > Fantastic 4 and sequel > Sledgehammer on the testicles too > Twilight (drunk) > Dr. Who > Twilight (sober)

[B_Metal]

Sledgehammer on the penis > Fantastic 4 and sequel > Sledgehammer on the testicles too > Twilight (drunk) > Dr. Who > Twilight (sober)

WINNAR!!

[Matt]

Martin has found his voice on this board, wouldn't you say?

[B_Metal]

Martin has found his voice on this board, wouldn't you say?

He's good peeps so far. No complaints here. He seems right at home which isn't really hard as I think we're a welcoming group. Also he got a title already!! Awesome.

[Abraham Smashington]

Land of the Lost.

Wow. This movie is pretty fucking awesome. So not a movie for kids. It's so weird. And Danny McBride is fucking great. We really enjoyed this one. So random and awesome. And Grumpy is great.