What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Ed Hocken]

He-Man was created to sell toys.

But what in the sweet chocolate covered christ do you expect from a CANNON film production?!

[Abraham Smashington]

Are you hating on Cannon films now?

[Abraham Smashington]

Seriously Ed, you're not going to win.

[Ed Hocken]

I'm not hating on CANNON, but goddamn you knew what you were getting into with those movies. And some of it was glorious.

Shit, someone start up a Chuck Zito retrospective.

[Howard]

Is today, Ed FAIL day? If so, then Ed most certainly got the memo. Kudos Ed!!!

*passes memo to Rob*

[Abraham Smashington]

But what in the sweet chocolate covered christ do you expect from a CANNON film production?!

List of awesome movies:
American Ninja
Braddock: Missing in Action III

Breakin'

Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
Cyborg (film)
Firewalker (film)
Kickboxer (film)
Invasion U.S.A. (1985 film)
Lifeforce (film)
Missing in Action (film)
Over the Top
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2



Come on man.

[Ari]

Cyborg was going to be Masters Part 2. This is true.

[Ed Hocken]

I'm just saying that CANNON was not known for quality. So to have expected a good He-Man movie (Is that even possible in live action?) would have been dumb.

And this coming from a man who in fact did see Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo on the big screen.

[Howard]

I keep meaning to see Cyborg 2. Stars the Jolie!!

[Abraham Smashington]

Cyborg was going to be Masters Part 2. This is true.

Yep. And after seeing it, it was better than Masters haha.

[Abraham Smashington]

And this coming from a man who in fact did see Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo on the big screen.

Seeing at the New Bev recently doesn't count. Because that's ironic movie watching.

[Ed Hocken]

No, because it's the kind of movie you should see on the big screen. Are you telling me you'd pass up a screening of Over the Top (Which a friend of mine saw and damn do I regret not making it)? Or that you're going and seek out Breakin' 2 without some sense you're going to enjoy the sheer crapiness? Get the fuck out of here.

And as for Cyborg 2, I do believe Joilee is topless in that.

[Abraham Smashington]

No, I'm saying that the excuse of "I saw it in theater" as an adult because you've been told it's so bad is good isn't the same as seeing these flick as a kid/teen/adult during the original run or on VHS because the cover looked cool.

[Abraham Smashington]

And fuck yes I'd see Over the Top at the New Bev. You know why? Because I fucking loved it as a kid and actually had the fucking toys as well. My shitty tastes have been with me since the beginning.

[Ari]

I just added Cyborg & Universal Solider to my Netflix queue. Now, should I add Cyborg 2? (I now better than adding the Universal Solider sequels)

EDIT: WHY THE HELL DID CRASH COME UP AS #1 WHEN I CLICKED ON THE NETFLIX TOP 100???????!?!?!?!?!?!?