What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Abraham Smashington]

1. I refuse to think that the future will look like gay bondage.
2. The acting is uniformly terrible throughout the entire film.
3. Chris Tucker.
4. Gary Oldman is unintelligible and unentertaining.
5. It's flat-out STUPID and loud, and the 'humor' is forced.

I'll grant that the special effects in it, for the most part, are pretty good.

1. It was a different take on the future, and it was pretty fully realized as well.

2. Tiny Lister is the President. THE PRESIDENT. Luke Perry did well, Ian Holm was pretty great, Oldman was having fun, Tricky shows up and then explodes, Bruce Willis was in a different movie, Milla was great because she didn't have to act.

3. Chris Tucker was born for this role

4. SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH.

5.You're stupid, loud and forced!

6. I just want to argue.

[Captain Russ]

who the fuck is Zorg? was that the name of Oldman's ridiculous fucking arms merchant character?

Yep.

Though if he sold "fucking arms" that'd fit in that universe as well.

[Abraham Smashington]

1. It was a different take on the future, and it was pretty fully realized as well.

2. Tiny Lister is the President. THE PRESIDENT. Luke Perry did well, Ian Holm was pretty great, Oldman was having fun, Tricky shows up and then explodes, Bruce Willis was in a different movie, Milla was great because she didn't have to act.

3. Chris Tucker was born for this role

4. SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH.

5.You're stupid, loud and forced!

6. I just want to argue.

OH yeah... AND BRION JAMES was in it.

[Matt]

You're all fucking high. I can't think of another movie that has totally pissed me off at the level that THIS fucking film did. I wanted to see this thing so badly, too.

[Captain Russ]

And Brion even got frozen in a fridge.

AND THIS GUY EXISTED:

[Abraham Smashington]

GIMME DE CASH!

[Abraham Smashington]

Also, Judas apparently doesn't have the power of the fifth element.

*hugs!*

[Matt]

Are you Green? ARE YOU FUCKING GREEN???? GREEEEEEEEN??????

you're fucking high.

[Captain Russ]

I just feel bad for ya Judas.

Especially knowing your hopes were dashed when it turned out to be something else, something that gave you the "red ass".

Seriously, that just sucks.

[Matt]

Also, Judas apparently doesn't have the power of the fifth element.

*hugs!*

Only if the power of the fifth element is PURE RAGE.

[Abraham Smashington]

I feel like Bruce when Judas said he hates this movie.

[nerdious dorkus]

I don't want to go to gifbin to see some damn picture.

[Captain Russ]

Especially if it is Beak again...

[Abraham Smashington]

fixed.

[Matt]

yeah, well I feel like Alex De Large whenever I'm forced to watch a clip from this fucking movie.