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Started watching Last House on the Left (remake). Paused it before the rape scene. Made a tunafish sammich. Unpaused the movie, ate the sammich. It was the best rape sammich I've had in a long time. The last time was my Irreversible sammich. That one was pretty good too.
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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So are you saying we need to be eating a tunafish sammich while watching this movie?Originally posted by Rob View PostI'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--AriComment
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I'm more of a rapebowlofluckycharms guy myself.
But now that those are out of the diet, I just have rapericecakes.
FML.Last edited by Captain Russ; 08-19-2009, 10:42 PM.Me quick one want slowComment
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We just watched 'Oldboy' last night. WOW.
I haven't seen my wife hate a movie THIS MUCH in quite some time, that's for sure.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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That movie kicks so much ass."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Yeah, I really have no clue what my wife would think of Oldboy.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
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Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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Oldboy is very much not the feel good movie of the year."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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I'm pretty sure Lesley dug it."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Originally posted by Rob View Post
Now she's not sure if she's seen it. I know what we're gonna watch soon. haha."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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I'm sure my wife would say "that's just wrong.". Then she'd laugh like crazy."Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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Donnie loves that trilogy. One of many reasons why he can't give me shit for following movie news online. He would never have heard about those movies otherwise.- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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it'll be interesting to see how the Spielberg/Smith remake of it will go.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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It's not a movie for Western sensibilities. The remake will never go anywhere.- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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I can't see the big twist making it past the 2nd draft of the Spielberg script. I'm sorry, but without THAT, the movie loses lot of its balls.Originally posted by Howard View PostOriginally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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That movie is based on the manga I thought and not the movie?"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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