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  • #4261
    Pat Garrett and Billy The Kid

    This was pretty great. I don't know why I waited this long to watch it.
    "Look, fuck you. Fuck the plane you flew in on. Fuck them shoes. Fuck them socks with the belt on it. Fuck your gay ass fairy faggot accent. Fuck them cheap ass cigars. Fuck your yuckmouth teeth. Fuck your hairpiece. Fuck your chocolate. Fuck Guy Ritchie. Fuck Prince William. Fuck the Queen. This is America. My president is black and my Lambo is blue, nigga. Now get the fuck out my hotel room, and if I see you on the street, nigga, I'm slapping the shit out of you."-- Riley Freeman

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    • #4262
      Originally posted by Fej View Post
      What's more fucked up? When she looks in a mirror it's actually Sam Beckett.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4263
        What's more fucked up?

        I now picture Eric Bana banging Scott Bakula.
        Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

        Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
        John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

        Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

        Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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        • #4264
          Originally posted by Ari View Post
          What's more fucked up?

          I now picture Eric Bana banging Scott Bakula.
          You didn't before? Strange.
          "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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          • #4265
            Originally posted by B_MetalSucks View Post
            You didn't before? Strange.
            No, before it was Dean Stockwell and Scott Bakula. I could accept that scenario.
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            Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
            John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

            Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

            Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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            • #4266
              Originally posted by Ari View Post
              No, before it was Dean Stockwell and Scott Bakula. I could accept that scenario.
              Eww gross. One replaces all old hairy men with Eric Bana for any gay daydreams. I thought that was a given. Jesus Ari, how can you even get UP for anything involving Dean Stockwell.
              "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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              • #4267
                He seems like he'd have cigar breath, which I find kinda hot.
                Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                • #4268
                  Harry Dean Stanton > Dean Stockwell
                  "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                  • #4269
                    Originally posted by Ari View Post
                    He seems like he'd have cigar breath, which I find kinda hot.
                    Ok, well at least you have a reason for your non substitution. I feel less dirty now. At least you didn't say it was he and Andy Griffith. That'd just be wrong. And yeah, Bakula was on Matlock. So that scenario could have happened.
                    "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                    • #4270
                      Originally posted by Ari View Post
                      He seems like he'd have cigar breath, which I find kinda hot.
                      hahaha!

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                      • #4271
                        I just noticed the Ari=Potterfag tag. A little harsh I do say.
                        Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                        Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                        John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                        Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                        Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                        • #4272
                          haha. you and Ceej.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #4273
                            Hey. I resemble that tag.
                            We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                            - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                            • #4274
                              Last night saw some gems:

                              The International; average as far as spy/espionage/conspiracy movies are concerned. But I love Clive Owen and I want to give Naomi Watts a baby, so I enjoyed it.

                              Funny Games (German Version); solid flick, interesting how breaking the 4th wall in this worked in a non-cheesy way. Also dudes got real creepy and made you want to hurt them by the end. Will be watching the American version today.
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                              • #4275
                                'Lawn Dogs'. What a creepy fucking movie.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                                Originally posted by gravedigger
                                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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