What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Matt]

I want that bongo album now.

And a fake mustache.

And a polyester suit.

I downloaded that Incredible Bongo Band album. Seriously, it's GREAT.

[Ed Hocken]

I want to see this parody now. Damn you workblocker!

In the meantime, go see the trailer for The Perfect Man. Amazing stuff.

[Captain Russ]

No shit?

Still, Sherilynn Fenn.

Tween Brooke Burke. No jail. Not for this guy. I look too much like Ricky Gervais (apparently).

Also: the parody is the goods, Ed.

[Matt]

FORGET ABOUT PLOT!
FORGET ABOUT CHARACTER!
ALL THAT YOU WANT TO SEE IS DISASTER!!!

It's better to watch the actual trailer for the film and THEN watch the parody with the sound cranked up. The soundtrack with the Incredible Bongo Band is just that...Incredible.

[Ari]

At about the 37 second mark there is a flash of a girls face. WTF is that about?

[Captain Russ]

All I know is In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida is being played on the bongos right now thanks to this fake trailer.

And for that, Friday is a great day.

[Matt]

Get the whole album, Russ; it's great to drive to in the summertime with the windows down.

[Captain Russ]

Oh, I got the whole shebangabang.

And it is awesome.

[Nathan]

A little bit of Gone With The Wind. Holy shit Scarlett was an annoying whore. Same with the little slave girl with the helium voice. Couldn't stand it. Clark Gable seemed to be pretty pimp though.

[Ed Hocken]

I just want to derail and point out how awesome Russ' new avatar is.

[BudLeonard]

"It's A Disaster" made my day. Also, I watched Prime Cut last night and it kicked my ass.

[Michael]

Martyrs

yeah

[Captain Russ]

A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints.

Pretty good coming-of-age flick, once again set in a past incarnation of NYC. The Boof is there, Duke from G.I. Joe is too, and Chazz "Captain DTV" Palmenteri plays The Boof's overprotective dad.

Also, Iron Man is The Boof's older self.

And MOTHERFUCKIN' ERIC ROBERTS is older Duke from G.I. Joe.

Rosario is there too for a little while as The Boof's grown-up ex-gf. She gives Iron Man a verbal smackdown at one point that is pretty good.

Also: a crazy drunk kid gets euthanized by a subway train.

Several strong performances, and the use of "New York Groove" over the credits was a nice touch.

[Abraham Smashington]

Batman Returns.

How WB let Burton get away with this one is still a question I ask myself. So fucking dark for a "superhero flick". Seriously. Great stuff still. Much love for Keaton. Still my favorite fucking Batman. And Pfieffer is having so much fun in the Selina role. Still awesome. DeVito rocks Cobblepot. So hard.

[Anderson]

My Dinner with Andre.


My Dinner with Andre went differently. He just kept asking me who I was and crying.