What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Abraham Smashington]

Goddammit, the 13th floor isn't that fucking bad. Arhghg, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

[Ed Hocken]

It's not so much that it's bad. But it's incredibly forgettable. Right when I turned it off, I couldn't remember a damn thing. That and Gretchen Mol ain't all that great looking. Craig Bierko sucks and I will never trust a film from Rolan Emmerich.

[nerdious dorkus]

It's not so much that it's bad. But it's incredibly forgettable. Right when I turned it off, I couldn't remember a damn thing. That and Gretchen Mol ain't all that great looking. Craig Bierko sucks and I will never trust a film from Rolan Emmerich.

Speaking of which, Roland Emmerich showed off 2012 at Comic Con. It looks like an unintentionally hilarious movie. You've got John Cusack driving around during a major earthquake, outrunning the potholes and cracks that are opening up in the ground. And then, he somehow jumps his car through a building that's crumbling down while avoiding the columns. It's like John Cusack's character rolled a 20 for skill check in luck. The movie should be renamed Coincidences.

[Ed Hocken]

I want to know in what universe would it be possible to have Danny Glover elected president? A man who makes George W eloquent.

[Abraham Smashington]

I read that Cameron is all excited for 2012. I'll totally fucking see it. It's what Roland does best. Big stupid movies.

[Ed Hocken]

Nothing wrong with a dumb movie, but if it's insulting to one's intelligence. That's another story.

[Matt]

You should read the script for '2012'. Seriously, it's everything that you think that it is: pure disaster porn with incredibly stupid characters. Money shot after money shot for the last 75% of the film.

[Abraham Smashington]

Nice. As long as there are no CG wolves, I'll be entertained.

[Matt]

You guys have seen the '2012: It's a Disaster' parody on youtube, right? If not, do a search on there for '2012 disaster' and you'll find it (it's blocked here at work). It's HOWLINGLY funny.

[Captain Russ]

piss of shit Chrysler

You also forgot Brooke Burke. Game. Set. Match.

Piss of shit? That car was fucking awesome in its day. Kitted up Chrysler or not.

But Brooke Burke?

What the fuck are you talking about?

[B_Metal]

You guys have seen the '2012: It's a Disaster' parody on youtube, right? If not, do a search on there for '2012 disaster' and you'll find it (it's blocked here at work). It's HOWLINGLY funny.

Thank God for my iphone, and thanks for the absurdly funny video.

[Captain Russ]

Holy shit, if only it were going to be done in that style.

It's like I'm at the Drafthouse right now.

[Matt]

Thank God for my iphone, and thanks for the absurdly funny video.

PLANE DISASTER!!!
ENTIRE CITY DISASTER!!!
JET PLANE SURFING!!!

BLACK PRESIDENT? DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

Seriously, I'd see the fuck out of THAT movie, especially if it had that soundtrack.

[Captain Russ]

I want that bongo album now.

And a fake mustache.

And a polyester suit.

[Ed Hocken]

But Brooke Burke?

What the fuck are you talking about?

One of the girl's at the hamburger stand is Brooke Burke. Her dad was the Sheriff of the county they filmed the movie in.