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  • Originally posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post
    Halloween 2018 was the goods. Classical without being nostalgia-porn Malibu Stacey's new hat bullshit and genuinely effective from start-to-finish.
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    Kills was Green going "Fuck it!" and making the ultimate slasher movie we would have watched on USA Saturday Nightmares in the 80s/90s. A cake made entirely of frosting, and Goddamn I loved every bite.

    Ends I have no desire to watch however. It's test screenings have been nothing short of disastrous and Blumhouse knows they're fucked.
    Having seen one of those cuts, I was about to put the laundry in the streets. But, looks like Viewer Anon beat me to it.
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    • you guys aren't selling me on seeing HALLOWEEN ENDS.
      Originally posted by Martin
      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
      Originally posted by gravedigger
      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
      Originally posted by Martin
      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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      • Originally posted by Matt View Post
        you guys aren't selling me on seeing HALLOWEEN ENDS.
        You could spend 90 minutes slamming a dictionary on your dick instead.

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        • What kind of dictionary?

          Or is it a DICKtionary?
          BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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          • If you had high expecations for it I guess I can see why you'd hate it. I had ZERO expectations and thought it was fun. It could have been MUCH better IF
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            it turned out MM was indeed dead after the secod one and Corey was just hallucinating. and slowly turned into the new shape (metaphorically...duh)



            also
              Spoiler: spoilers 


            lol
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • The Shining - nope. Still don't like it. Need a better adapation soon. Just not a fan but this was Lesley's pick and our first Halloween movie (out of 16 so far) that we've seen before.


              The Deep House. Baby Jagger and girlfriend go diving to get some sick footage of a perfectly preserved house for their youtube channel. Things do not as planned. Not the worst found footage movie I've seen but the fact they shot the entire thing under water is nuts. It doesn't totally work but I respect the commitment. Some of those shots with their 4k drone are awesome. 85 mins, could do worse on a Sunday night, but worth checking out if only for the technical shit. It was not scary (2 jump scares...) but goddamn if i didn't feel claustrophobic the whole time. Plus
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              not enough movies have underwater zombies
              .

              2 spookies out of 5.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • Watched RONIN again last night. TCM had it paired with BULLITT for a 'car chase' evening.
                So good.
                Originally posted by Martin
                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                Originally posted by gravedigger
                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                Originally posted by Martin
                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                • What a lineup!
                  BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                  • Halloween movie #17 - The Forever Purge - didn't like hte first one, loved the second, hated the third, completely missed the fourth, and then watched this one (the 5th). 5 PURGE MOVIES. wtf? that being said, it wasn't terrible and it wasn't the high bar (NO GRILLO - NO DEAL) but it was completely ok. Writing was as a subtle as a shovel to the face but I will always dig seeing Josh Lucas and Will Patton showup in anything. Not too crazy on the kills this go around but seeing racists get their shit kicked in is always fun. I don't think I remember exactly what happened in the last movies but in this one the crazy Founding Fathers I guess took back the government, re-instated the purge, but people decide instead of just one day, it will BE EVERYDAY. It's silly because yeah, the whole idea that the govt would even sanction one day a year for murder and then INSTANTLY it would be over the next day was always silly in my mind but whatever, it's a dumb movie with some good people in it. You could do worse.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • Halloween Movie #18 - CHOOSE OR DIE - I thought this was going to be a choose your own adventure movie like that Black Mirror one but it wasn't. Instead it was a ridiculously stupid but fun movie about a cursed pc game from the 80s with some fun lore/exposition near the end that sets it up for a sequel I want now but know we will NEVER get. The idea is so dumb that I loved it. Bonus points for Robert Englund being the narrator of the video game.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • Halloween Movie #19 - The Night House.

                        I love Rebecca Hall and this was solid. Some pretty inventive visuals and good jump scares. Don't remember seeing a trailer for this so basically went in blind. On HBO max.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • We really liked The Night House. Very solid haunted house movie and Rebecca Hall has quietly become a horror movie go-to.

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                          • I have such a crush on her.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • Halloween movie #20 - The Conjuring.

                              Still the best in a series that shouldn't exist. Scares still work even after all these years. Another of Lesley's picks. I'm saving my 5 picks for next week. also next week on HBO MAX is Barbarian and Pearl is on digital (so those two will finish up our "watch 20 new movies").
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                              • Still absolutely LOVE The Conjuring. I really enjoy the second one too, but I know it's a much weaker movie. Just a sucker for British setting in horror really. Three is...so, so, so bad.

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