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  • Alive, seen many times and it still holds up.
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    • Originally posted by Rob View Post
      Disturbing Behavior. yeah it's a teen version of the Stepford Wives, but it works in my opinion. Katie Holmes is the hottest ever in this flick, Nick Stahl does some decent work as does Marsden. And who doesn't enjoy William Sadler in this? Not high art, but entertaining.
      Where is the mention of the "so high he was functionally retarded" Albino? Damn that kid had no future.

      And whenever I hear "Flagpole Sitta" I think of this movie. And Katie Holmes gettin' the grope on.

      Also: woke up from an early crash catnap after the gym. What did I see? The face-meltingly bizarre Southland Tales. Or at least, the last hour. Wow. That was the oddest fucking thing I have seen outside a MSG-fueled nightmare of killer milk cartons singing Van Halen's "Jump".
      Last edited by Captain Russ; 05-13-2009, 12:54 PM.
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      • That Albino is a pimp who wasn't even a real albino. He's been in one of my favorite miniseries (Taken) and on the X-Files. That guy is awesome.
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        • Yeah.

          Chad Donella. I got names. Never got any respect. Neither does Bruce Greenwood, especially Evil Bruce Greenwood.
          Last edited by Captain Russ; 05-13-2009, 01:08 PM. Reason: Absent-mindedly forgetting the Greenwood.
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          • Have you never seen Southland Tales?
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            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • Never. In media res, it was hilarious.
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              • Oh man, go check that out. In fact, that needs to be in Ari's thread.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

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                • I think I might.

                  It was just bizarre enough to keep me interested.

                  And the "pimps don't commit suicide" line had me rolling the first time I heard The Rock say it.
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                  • That movie makes absolutely no sense. It's glorious.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • Awesome.

                      Aaaaaand queued. Along with A Boy and His Dog.

                      Shit. This is a great day.
                      Last edited by Captain Russ; 05-13-2009, 01:32 PM.
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                      • Seriously. I think I may have went off on that movie on an episode of the cast, but the more I think about it, the more I enjoy it cause it's so fucked up.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • You did go off on it during an episode. But I hear the movie is so long and unpleasent. It's impossible to actually enjoy it on some kind of level.

                          But, I saw the Wraith. So what do I know?
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                          • It is way too long. If you go into it knowing that people hate it, you may like it. There are some great ideas in there, Richard Kelly just needs someone to say NO.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • Any flick that uses a Blur song for the end credits can't be all bad.
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                              • It also stars Jon Lovitz as a bleached blonde nazi cop.
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