What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Abraham Smashington]

It is. And it's sad.

[Ed Hocken]

It is and I feel that Bruce Campbell fanaticism peaked ten years ago. There was no reason for this movie. Even the Criss Angel looking kid getting killed wasn't interesting.

Coming up next: Robin Hood Prince of Thieves.

[gravedigger]

Pretty hit-and-miss viewing yesterday.

MADE OF HONOR- Hey, it's My Best Friend's Wedding, Gender Swap Edition. This is poop. Michelle Monaghan is not as cute with short hair. I'll bet you never guess how this ends. I even predicted a kaber toss gag.

IN THE BEDROOM- Pretty good. I missed bits and pieces but overall I really liked it. Wilkinson is excellent.

EAGLE EYE- Piece of shit. I really like everyone involved so it's a total bummer that this is complete garbage. Effectively, the computer had it's feelings hurt? Fuck you.

[Abraham Smashington]

I didn't hate Eagle Eye, but like I said earlier, by the end it was Portal: The Prequel. If only there was cake involved.

We finally watched The Wrestler. Pretty fucking great. Rourke is hard to look at though. I kept waiting for his lips to explode, but besides that everyone involved was on their A game. Marisa was tits, literally. Loved the ending as well. Was almost a tear-jerker. But it was no Man on the Moon.

[Ed Hocken]

If the scene where Rourke is just looking at this doctor after he's told he can't wrestle. Doesn't bring a tear to your eye. I don't know what to say.

I do know I want to find that douche who said Tomei looked ugly and give him a righteous beating.

Oh and Todd Berry as Wayne: The asshole supermarket manager. Very inspired casting.

[Abraham Smashington]

Yeah, Todd Berry showing up was a tad odd. But what a prick.

Sin City on Blu. Damn. This movie looks fucking glorious. Another demo disc for the system.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Might have to pick up Sin City...although I already have the super deluxe version...

The Good Shepherd...watched about half last night. Kinda slow but very interesting. Does a great job of putting you into the story.

[Abraham Smashington]

I have the super deluxe version as well. But the main flick has been remastered. Looks fucking awesome.

[nerdious dorkus]

The Spirt. Wasn't really impressed. I get the movie, it's supposed to be slapsticky and what not. But the characters are just bland and plot didn't do anything for me. Watch it only if it's available on instantview.

[Nathan]

JCVD. Wow. That would have been a lot cooler not dubbed. Definately was not him speaking. Still neat though. That dolly(?) scene was sweet; once again would've been cooler in engrish. Lips not matching words took me out of the scene.

[Fil]

The Bourne Trilogy on Blu-ray. One of my favorite series ever.

Also saw 300 on Blu-ray finally. I liked it but I thought there was too much slow motion.

[Captain Russ]

RE: JCVD.

The fact that I couldn't hear Van Damme tear up in French made me want to kick present Ron Silver into future Ron Silver.

Oh wait, that was Timecop...or was it?

WYAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! *roundhouses Zombie Ron Silver*

SUCK IT, McCOMB!

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Dirty Love...starring one of my all time favorites Jenny McCarthy. FUCKING ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES EVER MADE...my wife's friend suggested it. She has been forbidden from taking any suggestions from this friend. There isn't even gratuitous nudity...WTF?

[Anderson]

Bare Wench Project 2: Book of Wenches

[nerdious dorkus]

Bare Wench Project 2: Book of Wenches

And?! No review? Do I need to see the first one before I watch the second?