Upgrade. Fucking LOVED this. Yeah the trailer spoiled some shit, but not everything. The gore in this was ridiculous when it happened. It's a nice slow burn which really works to its advantage. LOVED this world and LOVED the ending.
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HARDCORE HENRY- It's fucking awful. Maybe it would work as a 10-minute short film. It does not work as a 90-minute feature. A nonsense story stretched out by a few decent stunts and a whole lot of unintelligible nonsense. Like, I truly couldn't understand what was happening because it's all shaky cam to an infinite degree. Watch the trailer and call it a day.
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Originally posted by Captain Russ View PostYA HIGH SON YA HIGH"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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It’s just such an inconsequential mess I don’t see how somebody would want to watch it more than once without skipping vast chunks to get to well shot vignettes, Star Wars or not.
I hope one day to have an honest discussion about why it fails as both a continuation of the series as well as a continuation of the film preceding it and how it needed at least more than a few passes at revisions to work out a lot of the kinks.
I’m not going to say it graped my childhood in the mouth or anything, but will say it was a chore to watch the first time. I can’t imagine willingly subjecting myself to it again. Space Leia was hilarious by the way.Me quick one want slow
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Originally posted by gravedigger View PostHARDCORE HENRY- It's fucking awful. Maybe it would work as a 10-minute short film. It does not work as a 90-minute feature. A nonsense story stretched out by a few decent stunts and a whole lot of unintelligible nonsense. Like, I truly couldn't understand what was happening because it's all shaky cam to an infinite degree. Watch the trailer and call it a day."Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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Originally posted by Captain Russ View PostIt’s just such an inconsequential mess I don’t see how somebody would want to watch it more than once without skipping vast chunks to get to well shot vignettes, Star Wars or not.
I hope one day to have an honest discussion about why it fails as both a continuation of the series as well as a continuation of the film preceding it and how it needed at least more than a few passes at revisions to work out a lot of the kinks.
I’m not going to say it graped my childhood in the mouth or anything, but will say it was a chore to watch the first time. I can’t imagine willingly subjecting myself to it again. Space Leia was hilarious by the way.
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Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View PostUpgrade. Fucking LOVED this. Yeah the trailer spoiled some shit, but not everything. The gore in this was ridiculous when it happened. It's a nice slow burn which really works to its advantage. LOVED this world and LOVED the ending."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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Originally posted by Nathan View PostI have zero interest in watching it ever again.
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The snobbery was strong in many on Social Media in The Last Jedi's favor. A good chuck because, yes, they were BFFs with Johnson. Nothing wrong with liking, if not loving it. But stop it with the "I just didn't get it" bullshit. It was a half-ass Empire retread that wanted to have its cake and eat it too. At least Abrams was upfront about playing the nostalgia on his go around.Originally posted by AriThe only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
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Originally posted by Captain Russ View PostIt’s just such an inconsequential mess I don’t see how somebody would want to watch it more than once without skipping vast chunks to get to well shot vignettes, Star Wars or not.
I hope one day to have an honest discussion about why it fails as both a continuation of the series as well as a continuation of the film preceding it and how it needed at least more than a few passes at revisions to work out a lot of the kinks.
I’m not going to say it graped my childhood in the mouth or anything, but will say it was a chore to watch the first time. I can’t imagine willingly subjecting myself to it again. Space Leia was hilarious by the way."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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Checked out Action Point this weekend. The story is inconsequential to a movie like this but it served it's purpose. The stunts and shit were pretty great though. Goddamn does Knoxville get fucked up in this flick. Also always nice to see Johnny Pemberton in anything. I was more entertained than Bad Grandpa but it just really made me want to see a 4th Jackass flick.
A rental or free watch if you're a fan of Jackass, otherwise don't bother."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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PASSENGERS
God help me, I thought this was kinda great. I knew about the big twist and was expecting to hate the film for it, but I thought that it was honestly played pretty great and Pratt and Lawrence handled her learning the truth in a fairly honest way.
Also, space looked really, really cool in this movie. The production design was also first rate.
It's not a classic or anything, but it exceeded my expectations by a country mile.Originally posted by MartinWho the fuck is Kellan Lutz?Originally posted by gravediggerBasically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.Originally posted by MartinAnd who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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