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"Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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Originally posted by FilmNerdJamie View PostI'm 10 minutes in and this Doug Kenney movie is terrible.My readers come to me for my thoughts and opinions. I've built myself into a brand
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4/20 Massacre directed by a dude from the Derp days. I see what he was going for as it was mostly a call back to the 80's slashers but there was too much Kevin Smith-esque dialogue and not enough kills. The kills that are there are great, but too much down time between. The kill with the bong was fucking brutal and the disemboweling scene was great."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Originally posted by gravedigger View PostSPEED RACER- Whoa, this movie is bonkers. That finale is maybe the craziest, most fun thing the Wachowski's have ever done. I should've listened to Rob a long time ago on this one."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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S.O.B. (1981), Blake Edwards.
If you're not familiar with it, it's the one where Julie Andrews shows her boobs. It's a meta commentary on Hollywood and, specifically, the careers of Julie Andrews and Blake Edwards. I remembered it being very funny but honestly, it's even funnier than I remember it being. The trio of Robert Preston, William Holden, and Robert Webber are hysterically funny in this (especially Preston), and Julie Andrews really leans into her role of the squeaky clean actress who needs to save a flop film by going raunchy.
Unfortunately, Richard Mulligan is terrible in this. He's incredibly miscast as the male lead and goes way too broadly with his performance. He's in an entirely different film from everyone else. Loretta Swit is also really bad in this, as she's dialed up to 11 with her shrill voice.
But overall, this is pretty strong. It's a pretty underrated film in the Blake Edwards canon and features some particularly dark and funny dialog in it.Originally posted by MartinWho the fuck is Kellan Lutz?Originally posted by gravediggerBasically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.Originally posted by MartinAnd who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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Watched two stinkers just to get them out of the way:
TOMB RAIDER: THE CRADLE OF LIFE. Really bad. Maybe it's better than the first one but really, that's a low bar to beat. The wingsuit dive in Hong Kong was really cool, though.
THE MUMMY: THE ONE WITH JET LI AND WITHOUT RACHEL WEISZ: Really bad. Sommers may not be a 'great' director but I'll be damned if he doesn't at least have more talent and tonal control than Rob Cohen. I kinda dug the yetis, though.Originally posted by MartinWho the fuck is Kellan Lutz?Originally posted by gravediggerBasically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.Originally posted by MartinAnd who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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Infinity war. 6.5/10. Liked the first half a lot. Everything with Thor was great.
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Decided to check out the OG Iron Man. It's so goddamn quaint now. It also has a grittiness that future Marvel movies don't. It's amazing to think that if people didn't accept RDJ that we may not have IW now."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View PostDecided to check out the OG Iron Man. It's so goddamn quaint now. It also has a grittiness that future Marvel movies don't. It's amazing to think that if people didn't accept RDJ that we may not have IW now.
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Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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Saw INFINITY WAR again yesterday. Still awesome, holds up beautifully.Originally posted by MartinWho the fuck is Kellan Lutz?Originally posted by gravediggerBasically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.Originally posted by MartinAnd who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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Oh, Martin? I finally say 8 DIAGRAM POLE FIGHTER. That was pretty great. Not my favorite but definitely a good one. The final fight with Gordon Liu is awesome.Originally posted by MartinWho the fuck is Kellan Lutz?Originally posted by gravediggerBasically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.Originally posted by MartinAnd who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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