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I just watched APE. It has a giant 36ft tall ape flip off a helicopter. The ape fights a shark and they don't even bother to scale it down, so the shark would have to be the size of a blimp. It's absolutely one of the biggest pieces of shit I own. You guys have to see it.
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Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
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Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
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Nice. That sounds ridiculous.
We watched The Mummy last night.
Man, there is some super cool shit in this movie but I think they forgot to place emphasis on the actually Mummy....fucking Cruise's stink is all over this and it's a shame because the stuff with his partner was pretty great, dug Russel Crowe a bunch, and the actual Mummy was badass it just sucked that she was only in it for like 20 mins. I'll stick with the Brendan Frasier version."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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We made it 15 minutes into Death Note. It's not a fun bad. It's dull and horrible.Comment
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THE MUMMY is close to working. The balance is off in the story between Cruise and the MUMMY, and the shoehorned in Crowe sequence, as good as it is, grinds the film's momentum to a halt.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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GOTG2- I thought it was great. I don't think it was quite as fun as the first one but I laughed a lot and really enjoyed it. ...up to the ending, which destroyed me. And maybe it relied on the soundtrack a little too much.Comment
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Yeah, you're right. So much goddamn exposition from Crowe and handled poorly YET I still hope we get the other movies in this stupid Dark Universe because I want more of Crowe and his ridiculous character choices.Originally posted by Matt View Post"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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I laughed a bunch too yet this movie just failed for me. Breaking them up was still a terrible choice and the movie suffered for it.Originally posted by gravedigger View Post"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Sofia Boutella is generally a highlight in these tentpole garbage piles.Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View PostMe quick one want slowComment
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I've never wanted to fuck a mummy before this movie."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Not what I heard, Rob. Saw your name on Arnold Vosloo slashfic.Originally posted by AriComment
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A man can change."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE- I've never watched it before. That shit is fucked up, man. I can see why this might have caused a stir back in the day. PS- Franklin is a total asshole and I wish he had been the first to go.Comment
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Franklin is the fucking WORST."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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