What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[FilmNerdJamie]

I loved how SJW wieners got sensitive when one female character had a nasty death. Ignoring the fact that other characters in the same movie (and the franchise, as a whole) also met grizzly ends and this became a Social Media issue.

[Abraham Smashington]

BUT THE ASSISTANT DIDN'T NEED TO DIE THAT WAY BECAUSE SHE WAS JUST DOING HER JOB OH MAN COLIN IS A MISOGYNIST

[Abraham Smashington]

I agree with this man.

Up to the point that it's better then LOOPER because those are the ramblings if an insane man.

An insane man who fully believes in his insanity

Seconded.

thank you sir

[Martin]

JURASSIC WORLD

Finally saw it. This was...not good. The 'idiot factor' was ridiculously high and the acting was uniformly terrible from everyone involved (not helped by the really tepid script). Solid special effects did not save this.

Old man Matt just came back from his porch!

I fucking loved Jurassic World. Better than parts 2 and 3, Pratt is the man, The Kingpin trying to weaponize dinos is gonna be great in upcoming movies, the callbacks worked for me, and that last fight was great.

Yall hate fun.

It's really fun. Indeed much better than all the sequels.

[Matt]

Old Man Matt...I like the sound of that.

[Martin]

Matt, Jurassic World is...

[Abraham Smashington]

it really is. I mean, I fucking LOVE the original but man is the new one a bunch of fun.

[Matt]

I was wondering if one of you fuckers would make a FIFTH ELEMENT/GOONIES/SPEED RACER/BTTF2 reference.

[Timothy225]

I enjoyed Jurassic World just fine. Sweaty tank top "girl, how you run through the jungle in dem heels?" Bryce Dallas Howard was an unexpected bonus, yo.

QFT. All of it.

See? Who would dare argue with the Island Republic of Guam's greatest legal eagle and favorite son?

ETA: Jurassic World is a goofy fun time of a flick. The franchise pretty much shot it's "dramatic ecological/sociological message" wad in the first and second film of the franchise - anything afterwards boils down to watching big fucking lizards go berserk while you shove popcorn in your cakehole, smiling all the while.

[BillyG]

He's really good in Magnificent 7 if that matters to you.

It might be silly, but when I saw him posting pictures of him and his family erecting that huge fucking crucifix in the desert over Easter I rolled my eyes so fucking hard I fell out of love with him.

[BillyG]

I was wondering if one of you fuckers would make a FIFTH ELEMENT/GOONIES/SPEED RACER/BTTF2 reference.

I'll ride this Goonies and Jurassic World train with you. On your own the rest of the way, Matt.

[B_Metal]

It might be silly, but when I saw him posting pictures of him and his family erecting that huge fucking crucifix in the desert over Easter I rolled my eyes so fucking hard I fell out of love with him.

It's why I don't follow many actors/actresses. I want to enjoy their work not know their whole lives.

[BillyG]

I don't follow them, but it was all over the internet with people losing their mind over how christian and hot he was. Fuuuuuuuuck that. I follow Killer Mike, El-P, and Tatiana Maslany.

[B_Metal]

Weird, I saw nothing of this traveshamockery. Oh wells, dudes still awesome at acting in good movies so far as I can tell and he hasn't gone electric boogaloo on Oprah's couch so he and I are cool.

[Abraham Smashington]

31. Fucking terrible. May write up a mini review on the site. Steer fucking clear.