What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[FilmNerdJamie]

Speaking of Blomkamp, how Fox thought sequelizing Prometheus instead of Aliens was the better move is beyond me. And both ideas are terrible.

I understand that Scott was hot post-The Martian but still. Really?

[Martin]

I have YET to see Elysium..... Go figure....

[Abraham Smashington]

It's not as great as District 9 but not as terrible as some people say.

It's more of a let down. If it was the first movie he released I have a feeling more people wouldn't hate it as much possibly. It's also not subtle at all and could have been fleshed out a bit more. I just really dug Damon in it.

[Matt]

and I HATED Damon in it. I thought he was terrible. I liked Sharlto Copely in it and some of the visuals are pretty good, but that's really about it.

[Abraham Smashington]

I hated Sharlto in it because he was such a fucking comic book one note villain.

SO THERE IT IS THE LINE IS DRAWN:

MATT VS ROB

WHOEVER WINS GETS TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT A MEDIOCRE MOVIE AT BEST

hahah

[Matt]

At least Sharlto was fun to watch and brought some energy to the screen. Damon was just fucking dull, in my opinion.

Can we at least agree that Jodie Foster was terrible?

[Abraham Smashington]

Foster was in a different movie. A shittier movie. haha

[FilmNerdJamie]

Was amazed how

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Shalto's face is blown off (a la Britney Spears on South Park) and yet they still somehow manage to bring him back.

Laughed so Goddamn hard.

[IggytheBorg]

I hated Sharlto in it because he was such a fucking comic book one note villain.

SO THERE IT IS THE LINE IS DRAWN:

MATT VS ROB

WHOEVER WINS GETS TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT A MEDIOCRE MOVIE AT BEST

hahah

This shit's gonna cause an exodus of hard line BDR posters, tired of Rerb's overbearing NSFW policies, liberal welcoming of newly immigrating BDR members, and outrageously high tariffs on BDR swag and trade thru the Amazon portal. In honor of our leader Matt, we'll call it "Mexit".

[Martin]

Matt is Mexican?

[Timothy225]

On his father Miguel's side, Martin. His mom's name is Hokulani.

[B_Metal]

#TeamRob #TeamFuckTheMexitcans

[BillyG]

The Hallow

Roose Bolton and Benjen Stark can't keep this from being booooooooooooooring.

[Abraham Smashington]

Thanks for taking the hit on that one. Been eyeing it for awhile.

[BillyG]

Thanks for taking the hit on that one. Been eyeing it for awhile.

It started off promising, then it just hit every cliche without any story attached to it. And jesussssssssssssssss, the last 1/3 has some of the worst makeup I've ever seen. The used "fake shemps" in the credits, and they legit must have been going for an Evil Dead level of quality.