What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Matt]

Tom Fucking Bennett, man.

This might be the comedic performance of the year.

[Abraham Smashington]

Justice Leage: Flashpoint Paradox

While I wasn't a huge fan of the animation (I just think these look cheap) this was pretty entertaining. Thomas Wayne the murderous Batman was fucking ridiculous. Wonder Woman killing those kids was ridiculous. Everything was ridiculous.

[FilmNerdJamie]

This might be the comedic performance of the year.

The scene-stealer of 2016 on film.

[Anderson]

Justice Leage: Flashpoint Paradox

While I wasn't a huge fan of the animation (I just think these look cheap) this was pretty entertaining. Thomas Wayne the murderous Batman was fucking ridiculous. Wonder Woman killing those kids was ridiculous. Everything was ridiculous.

and that storyline birthed the new 52 which DC is walking back like John Cleese doing a silly walk.

[Abraham Smashington]

This is what Zack Snyder should just adapt. This or Injustice.

[Fil]

The Revenant

Finally watched it. I liked it. It's gorgeous, but a little long.


Straight Outta Compton Director's Cut

I liked this version even more.


Watched The Martian again. Can we get this guy stuck on another planet? It's entertaining.

This is what Zack Snyder should just adapt. This or Injustice.

Heh, wouldn't surprise me if his Justice League film is an adaptation of this, without it being an alternate timeline.

[gravedigger]

CONTRACTED 1 & 2- Avoid. Netflix keeps recommending these to me even though the algorithm says I would rate them low. The algorithm was right. It's like part zombie movie, part body horror, and all dumb. I watched the second one because the first one left a LOT of unanswered question. the plot synopsis of part 2 made me think the movie would answer some of them. Yeah, I guess it did but the answers were stupid and by the end it's obvious they're trying to set up the series as a zombie SAW. They're both short movies but still wastes of time.

[Abraham Smashington]

Good to know. I had those on my list.

Checked out Triple 9 last night.

For the cast they had for this it should have been much better. But I felt like it was just going through the motions. Casey Affleck was doing his best Marky Mark. Daryl from the Walking Dead is just Daryl from the Walking Dead still, and Kate Winslet was the worst villain because of her stupid accent.

If it's on Netflix, watch it. I wasn't pissed I spent 5 bucks to rent it but I could have watched something else.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Winslet is unrecognizable. But at least Harrelson is there, pulling through like a champ.

The less said about Aaron Paul in this, the better. And Gal Gadot has more lines here than in Batman vs Superman, and she's still terrible.

[Abraham Smashington]

Paul was playing Jesse all over again, Gal was there just to show off her ass. Harrelson's stupid fake teeth were fucking distracting as fuck.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'd rather watch The Town.

[Abraham Smashington]

Watched Wrath of Khan last night. Man, this movie still kicks my ass every single time I watch it. It's just so goddamn great.

[Matt]

Watched THE MARTIAN again (most of it). So fucking good.

[Martin]

Watched THE MARTIAN again (most of it). So fucking good.

What a fun movie. POTATO TIME!

[Abraham Smashington]

Zootopia. Finally a newer Disney movie that didn't suck. I thought it was fantastic. I was a bit scared the minute Shakira's song came on but thankfully you hear it once and then it's a normal score the rest of the movie.

Really dug the story and the visuals were freaking incredible in some spots. Cliffside in particular was nuts looking.